A minister told me he saw on Fox News last Thursday where they called the offices of the guy making the prediction. They asked the nice lady if she was getting Friday off to prepare for the Rapture. She said "No, we have a lot of things to do to prepare" (What, are they taking luggage?) And she was really busy and so she was cutting the interview short, and the reporter asked if he could call back Monday, and she said "Yes, we'll be open Monday."

Odd.

 

I would suggest a good strong carbolic soap for you to wash out your mouth

 

She clearly doesn't share her bosses conviction

 

Conviction is what her boss NEEDS.

I'd suggest around 5 years for "felony mischief"



wottaloadacrap

 

+ about 300 I reckon.

We have a similar nutbar in NZ by the name of Ken Ring who thinks he can predict earthquakes by the phases of the moon. With all the bad **** that has gone down in Christchurch this year we really don't need some lunatic telling people to move out of the city on a specific date.

Unfortunately in the modern age with some many reporters looking for a story, the internet, Twitter and that nosey parker Face Page thing these drop kicks get far more air time and credibility than they deserve.

It was only a couple of hundred years ago that people like this, that foretold the future, used to get burned at the stake. Maybe it wasn't such a bad policy after all?

 

Clap-Off Bra

clap, clap

 

I can see the merits in such a device.

 

Just dont let Mission Control catch you clapping your hands in front of the ski bunnies about to invade your part of the universe

 

To follow on from your Kate & Wills Diet which didn't work either, face it; you're just a fat b!tch.