Today's giggle
A minister told me he saw on Fox News last Thursday where they called the offices of the guy making the prediction. They asked the nice lady if she was getting Friday off to prepare for the Rapture. She said "No, we have a lot of things to do to prepare" (What, are they taking luggage?) And she was really busy and so she was cutting the interview short, and the reporter asked if he could call back Monday, and she said "Yes, we'll be open Monday."
Odd.
Odd.
+ about 300 I reckon.
We have a similar nutbar in NZ by the name of Ken Ring who thinks he can predict earthquakes by the phases of the moon. With all the bad **** that has gone down in Christchurch this year we really don't need some lunatic telling people to move out of the city on a specific date.
Unfortunately in the modern age with some many reporters looking for a story, the internet, Twitter and that nosey parker Face Page thing these drop kicks get far more air time and credibility than they deserve.
It was only a couple of hundred years ago that people like this, that foretold the future, used to get burned at the stake. Maybe it wasn't such a bad policy after all?
We have a similar nutbar in NZ by the name of Ken Ring who thinks he can predict earthquakes by the phases of the moon. With all the bad **** that has gone down in Christchurch this year we really don't need some lunatic telling people to move out of the city on a specific date.
Unfortunately in the modern age with some many reporters looking for a story, the internet, Twitter and that nosey parker Face Page thing these drop kicks get far more air time and credibility than they deserve.
It was only a couple of hundred years ago that people like this, that foretold the future, used to get burned at the stake. Maybe it wasn't such a bad policy after all?
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When the End of the World Arrives, How Will the Media Report It?
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
Readers Digest: 'BYE
Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
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None of it will effect me , because om gunna be pissed and hiding behind my super couch !!!!
Originally Posted by CBRclassic
Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
To follow on from your Kate & Wills Diet which didn't work either, face it; you're just a fat b!tch.
Last edited by kiwi TK; May 24, 2011 at 06:56 AM.
