Today's giggle
#251
10-24-2009, 09:47 AM
Administrator - Retired
#252
10-24-2009, 12:30 PM
Ah chit Henry that was great ..........ha ha ha
Teacher in class teaching kids how to spell and the meaning
of big words etc.
She says "anyone know how to spell the word contagious ? "
Litttle Julia up the front put up her hand and says "yes Miss
I do" and she rattles of C O N T A G I O U S
Contagious ............Very good says the teacher.
Teacher then asks class "does anyone know what the word
actually means ?" Little Dylan the class genius down in the
back corner practically falls out of his desk putting his hand
up to answer the question. The teacher finally notices him
and nervously asks Dylan to explain it's meaning.
Well Miss, the young feller says, "I think it means delayed or
slow", "really , how so says the teacher very concerned".
Well Miss, says young Dylan, last week when my Dad saw
the old lady across the Street shoveling snow to clear her
driveway he said to me ........don't worry son it will take
that contagious before she can get her car out of the driveway.
**All characters appearing in this joke are fictitious. Any
resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely
coincidental.**
Teacher in class teaching kids how to spell and the meaning
of big words etc.
She says "anyone know how to spell the word contagious ? "
Litttle Julia up the front put up her hand and says "yes Miss
I do" and she rattles of C O N T A G I O U S
Contagious ............Very good says the teacher.
Teacher then asks class "does anyone know what the word
actually means ?" Little Dylan the class genius down in the
back corner practically falls out of his desk putting his hand
up to answer the question. The teacher finally notices him
and nervously asks Dylan to explain it's meaning.
Well Miss, the young feller says, "I think it means delayed or
slow", "really , how so says the teacher very concerned".
Well Miss, says young Dylan, last week when my Dad saw
the old lady across the Street shoveling snow to clear her
driveway he said to me ........don't worry son it will take
that contagious before she can get her car out of the driveway.
**All characters appearing in this joke are fictitious. Any
resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely
coincidental.**
Last edited by Sprock; 10-24-2009 at 12:45 PM.
#253
10-24-2009, 05:52 PM
Senior Member
Here's a new med that I think several of us might need:
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4486085?fr=yvmtf
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4486085?fr=yvmtf
... lol
#255
10-24-2009, 07:52 PM
Administrator - Retired
#256
10-24-2009, 10:34 PM
#257
10-24-2009, 10:44 PM
Senior Member
Take a look. They will just play in rotation. These guys are pros.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ads_warn_teens
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ads_warn_teens
#258
10-24-2009, 10:47 PM
Take a look. They will just play in rotation. These guys are pros.
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ads_warn_teens
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ads_warn_teens
#259
10-25-2009, 05:43 PM
Sprock gets home from work one day , his wife meets him at the door and immediately demands ,
'Take off my Bra'.
Dutifully Sprock takes off his wife's Bra .
Next she demands ,
'Take off my stockings!'
No sooner has Sprock complied with this demand when she shouts
'Take off my knickers!!'
So he whips off his wife's knickers. Then she says quietly
'Don't ever let me catch you wearing them again!'
'Take off my Bra'.
Dutifully Sprock takes off his wife's Bra .
Next she demands ,
'Take off my stockings!'
No sooner has Sprock complied with this demand when she shouts
'Take off my knickers!!'
So he whips off his wife's knickers. Then she says quietly
'Don't ever let me catch you wearing them again!'
#260
10-25-2009, 06:19 PM
