HAHAHA!! Henry, both were GREAT!!

 

Ah chit Henry that was great ..........ha ha ha

Teacher in class teaching kids how to spell and the meaning
of big words etc.

She says "anyone know how to spell the word contagious ? "
Litttle Julia up the front put up her hand and says "yes Miss
I do" and she rattles of C O N T A G I O U S
Contagious ............Very good says the teacher.

Teacher then asks class "does anyone know what the word
actually means ?" Little Dylan the class genius down in the
back corner practically falls out of his desk putting his hand
up to answer the question. The teacher finally notices him
and nervously asks Dylan to explain it's meaning.

Well Miss, the young feller says, "I think it means delayed or
slow", "really , how so says the teacher very concerned".
Well Miss, says young Dylan, last week when my Dad saw
the old lady across the Street shoveling snow to clear her
driveway he said to me ........don't worry son it will take
that contagious before she can get her car out of the driveway.


**All characters appearing in this joke are fictitious. Any
resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely
coincidental.**

 

Here's a new med that I think several of us might need:

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/4486085?fr=yvmtf

 

^^^ Nice one, sprockie... LOL..
I think that may have actually happened...

HAHA! I love the onion.....

 

Geezuz H .........Bobby Battista has gotten old looking .......one look at her ought
to be enough to calm anybody's schizophrenic tendencies...........

 

Take a look. They will just play in rotation. These guys are pros.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ads_warn_teens

 

neat like watching Fox News ...........almost

 

Sprock gets home from work one day , his wife meets him at the door and immediately demands ,

'Take off my Bra'.

Dutifully Sprock takes off his wife's Bra .
Next she demands ,

'Take off my stockings!'

No sooner has Sprock complied with this demand when she shouts

'Take off my knickers!!'

So he whips off his wife's knickers. Then she says quietly

'Don't ever let me catch you wearing them again!'

 

Ohhhhh Okay like that is it .............hmmmm ya forgot something ?

Twas your Missus and she as you already know was packing *eat............*****