Lmao good one spruce

 

What can I tell ya , since Guys started riding motorcycles ........incest is on
the decline ..........I know that's someones sig out there here on the Forum LOL

But yeah .......... a little off colour forsure ......... & what's wrong with that

Hey Loren ........ forget the Spruce will ya ............ or I'll start calling ya Sophia

BUTT


Ya know what they say

Nothing quite like Aunts in your Pants ...... lol ( innocent enough )

 

last one


44th Birthday

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.

 

Think that probably left a skid mark on the sofa! Hope your will was all up to date...speaking of will's, Wife and I were talking the other night. She said she would never want to live in a vegatative state dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens pull the plug dear. So I got up, walked over unplugged the computer and threw out her wine.

 

My wife and I have just Fostered a wee Australian boy.

Four cans, every one was a direct head hit.

 

Thought that might get ya Steve. Good tho ah?

Pakastani girl : "Mother I'm not sure I want to be a lesbian when I grow up"

Mother "What makes you think you have to be a lesbian Minjeeta?"

 

I went into this new "Musilim style" clothing store that's just opened in town and asked if the had any Bomber Jackets.

Apparently that's not the thing to do.

Oh well, live and and learn.