My son is going to LOVE that one.

 

Gotta go............feel a turtle head poking out !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBFa545nVFk

 

"Dropping the kids @ the Pool" is my favourite............


*Jeezus H Christ its daym HOT in Aussie...............................30*c overnight....

 

Why Steve?........ ....Did anyone mention your name???

A couple of my favourites are , going to 'Lay a cable' or 'Pinch a loaf'.

Another old favourite of mine is 'chocolate starfish'

 

Old but cleaner than you lot...............

'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home. In
Glasgow
there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out
of
his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will
buy
the fifth drink for you.'

'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Black Bull, the barman
there
will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'

'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman. 'Back home in Dublin, there's
Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had
enough
drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the
house.'

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims, but
he
swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did this
actually
happen to you?'

''Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did happen
to
my sister.'

 

Has anybody mentioned 'free the brown trout'...could be appropriate for one particular member