Today's giggle
#351
11-30-2009, 04:39 PM
Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
> 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
> 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
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> 'You dumber than buffalo $hit. It means someone stole the tent
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
> 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
> 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
>
> 'You dumber than buffalo $hit. It means someone stole the tent
#354
12-01-2009, 09:15 PM
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#356
12-01-2009, 11:11 PM
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#357
12-01-2009, 11:46 PM
Senior Member
What year?
A Brit is walking down a county lane in Oz when he sees a giraffe in the yard and two Aussies on top of the barn cutting a hole in the roof. The Brit says “Whatcha doin their mates?” and one Aussie says, “Well, we bought this here giraffe and he’s too tall to fit in the barn, so we’re cuttin a hole in the roof so he’ll fit.”
So the Brit says “Why don’t you dig a hole in the floor instead?” to which the other Aussie says “Sure, that sounds like a great idea, thanks for the tip.”
So the Britt walks on by, and the one Aussie says to the other, “Ain’t that just like a Brit to think it was his legs that was too long.”
A Brit is walking down a county lane in Oz when he sees a giraffe in the yard and two Aussies on top of the barn cutting a hole in the roof. The Brit says “Whatcha doin their mates?” and one Aussie says, “Well, we bought this here giraffe and he’s too tall to fit in the barn, so we’re cuttin a hole in the roof so he’ll fit.”
So the Brit says “Why don’t you dig a hole in the floor instead?” to which the other Aussie says “Sure, that sounds like a great idea, thanks for the tip.”
So the Britt walks on by, and the one Aussie says to the other, “Ain’t that just like a Brit to think it was his legs that was too long.”
Last edited by JHouse; 12-02-2009 at 12:08 AM.
#359
12-04-2009, 06:13 PM
#360
12-04-2009, 11:35 PM
