Today's giggle
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Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
> 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
> 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
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> 'You dumber than buffalo $hit. It means someone stole the tent
> Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? '
> 'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
> 'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
> The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
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> 'You dumber than buffalo $hit. It means someone stole the tent
What year?
A Brit is walking down a county lane in Oz when he sees a giraffe in the yard and two Aussies on top of the barn cutting a hole in the roof. The Brit says “Whatcha doin their mates?” and one Aussie says, “Well, we bought this here giraffe and he’s too tall to fit in the barn, so we’re cuttin a hole in the roof so he’ll fit.”
So the Brit says “Why don’t you dig a hole in the floor instead?” to which the other Aussie says “Sure, that sounds like a great idea, thanks for the tip.”
So the Britt walks on by, and the one Aussie says to the other, “Ain’t that just like a Brit to think it was his legs that was too long.”
A Brit is walking down a county lane in Oz when he sees a giraffe in the yard and two Aussies on top of the barn cutting a hole in the roof. The Brit says “Whatcha doin their mates?” and one Aussie says, “Well, we bought this here giraffe and he’s too tall to fit in the barn, so we’re cuttin a hole in the roof so he’ll fit.”
So the Brit says “Why don’t you dig a hole in the floor instead?” to which the other Aussie says “Sure, that sounds like a great idea, thanks for the tip.”
So the Britt walks on by, and the one Aussie says to the other, “Ain’t that just like a Brit to think it was his legs that was too long.”
Last edited by JHouse; Dec 2, 2009 at 12:08 AM.
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Rule Britannia
I rightly reckon Joe come Sun UP on the Union Jack .............that the good old
State of Texas is going to be getting an equal or greater amount of giggles .
I'm staying right he hell outta this one LOL
State of Texas is going to be getting an equal or greater amount of giggles .
I'm staying right he hell outta this one LOL
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It may not be a little funny to share, but it does make me giggle out loud. Sorry for the shameless show-off. Just added a lil sis to the 1KF!
You may consider this, for little brother status..................older members pse excuse the repost...............
You may consider this, for little brother status..................older members pse excuse the repost...............
