Was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me,



an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious

she was a little irritated.



She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla

fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'



The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'



The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'

 

Haha!!

 

flucin funny

 

fluk that...heheheee..awsome....

 

Nancy Pelosi
was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow
jumps out into the road. They hit it full on, and the car comes to a
stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:
"You get out and check - you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks,
and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.

"You were
driving. Go and tell the farmer," says Nancy.

Two
hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big
grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy
.







The chauffeur
replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky,
the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."







"What on
earth did you say?" asks Nancy.
"I just knocked on the door, and when
it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just
killed the old cow.'"

 

Sunday Morning Sex

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.


'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the
Dong.'


She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be
alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'.

 

heh heh heh...........that's a laff Pete........very good

 

heh heh...yeah, everybody hates Mr. Softee.

(That's the icecream man in our town)

 

there once was a man from mancini, who spilled some gin on his weenie, not being uncouth he mixed it with vermouth and slipped his girlfriend a martini......

 

ha ha ha ........I was thinking you were from Limerick Maine