^^^^ I'll take you up on that Sprock my man , next time I'm in Boston I'll give you a shout

 

Cool man .........forever looking for an excuse to drink a few in Boston
Lived there for the first 12 years..........one great City.......can honestly
say I've frequented most reputable establishments in Beantown & over
by Cambridge/Harvard area over the years............yup .......just let me
know


hey notice the Texas lawman is MIA ........mighty quiet around here. LOL
Seems he's off earning a damned fine living again...........and where's
Sonof.........??

 

That Jameson is some pretty good stuff. First time I had it was when I was visiting some very dear friends (Irish, too.. Kellys) up at Dickinson College. Buddys little sister had just turned 21. She got us kicked out of 2 bars on that chit...(real little girl, too, but a drinker)
I ended up carrying her like 10 frickin' blocks back to the pad. LOL..

 

Henry , let me know next time your in Brighton and if I'm in the country we could meet up and maybe take a ride ?

 

Your not doing it right LOL ...........she's supposed to do the carrying

 

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere'

 

I learned very young that when you are in a store and being ignored, just act like you might be trying to shoplift, and the first thing you will hear is "may I help you?' It always makes smile to say, "sure".

I'm starting to look too respectable (i.e. old) for that to work any more.

 

Joe............hee hee hee .......ya sure you are doing it right ?? LOL

How goes the battle .........hope you are right side of yer honor !

 

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.

'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'

'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...and said

"We're not having any of that gay stuff in our garden "

 

^^^ Haha!!