IT'S TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . ..

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official,
'You have observed the white man for 90 years.
You've seen his wars and his technological advances.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied,

'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled,
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.

 

Cortez,Columbus ,Cook have a lot to answer for Pete...

 

I must admit that wouldn't be top of my list for good jokes to tell down the pub but it scores 3 out of ten I guess. Close but no cigar.
I was thinking of clicking on post message in reply but that would make me just as bad if not worse.

 

As bad as or worse than what ?
Sometimes the truth can be amusing..................
I guess it depends on your point of view ............

 

'Cmon then Henry , post up a side splitter and give us all a laugh mate

BTW the title is 'today's giggle', doesn't have to be a joke.

 

Henry's Indian name is "Two Tents."

 

Understandable - given his recent loss - see other thread.
I'm too tents too - lost a good friend too..............
We'll just have to think of better jokes, eh Henry.

Where's Troutfish - he's funny as hell just being himself........hehehe
He Dylan, does being a member of the Tribe mean you are in this group...............

 

Oh you didn't just say that....

 

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, “This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine”

The Priest said, “No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby”.

The little boy replied, “If you rub turpentine on a cat's ****, he'll pass a Harley Davidson”.