Another priceless pic from Joe's House of Dogs Screwing Things.

 

Tip of the iceberg, Dao.

On the duck note, though... One morning I was driving to class (in college...in a rainstorm), and I saw something in the middle of the road. As I got closer, I realized that it was 2 ducks going at it. I had never seen that before, and truthfully, it's hilarious!
The boy duck had the girl duck pinned down in the middle of the road and had his bill clenched on the back of her neck with her face slammed into the asphalt.
As I sat there with my 4-ways on... laughing my *** off... the owner of the ducks came up to my window and apologized for holding me up. She said she couldn't believe they were doing it in the road... in the rain.

 

Then you should like this:

 

You could have offered to help her demonstrate a proper where & when.

 

I seriously considered it. Hell, the more I think about it.... maybe it was a trap and I missed my cue?

 

Get somma these for your best friend

 

Wow, great training aid for a hermit with a dog.

 

Sounds like the action at my house....................
keeps the neighbours interested

 

*****!

 

I can't decide , is the duck really stupid and slow or is it a complete ****????