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Old 09-15-2009, 02:49 AM
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Why does this remind me of Kilgore and the teabag twins...................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7APLlxvwQ0

 
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Old 09-15-2009, 10:47 AM
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HAHA!!
The bicycle light was the best! LOL..
That was classic twins style... except they'd be riding a 'Cane...
(Maybe Hawkman's economical HID upgrade?.. )
 

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Old 09-15-2009, 04:43 PM
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I don't understand what's funny............ doesn't everyone's **** do that??
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 10:29 AM
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Only in East Sussex, well at least that's what they think..............ararar
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 11:09 AM
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Pete in Paris
Pete goes to the top house of ill repute in Paris.
He goes up to the Madam and asks,.. "I want your best girl !!".
The Madam then calls her top girl, and the two of them go upstairs.
Two minutes later the girl comes down the stairs screaming,
"Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?"
The Madam is absolutely astounded, as that this has never
happened before, but never the less she sends up her second best girl.
Two minutes later the girl also comes down the stairs screaming,
"Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?"
The Madam is now intensely curious, since she has experienced
everything and is totally unshockable, she then decides that SHE must
go upstairs and service this client herself.
Two minutes later the Madam also comes down the stairs
screaming, "Nevair ! nevair ! 'ow can you ask me zat ?"
Some guy is sitting at the bar and ask her what the hell was going on.

She replies, " 'e vants to pay me in Rands !!!"


 

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Old 09-19-2009, 11:57 AM
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A rather youngish juvenile delinquent by the name of T. Trout finally does something bad enough to cause him to get thrown in the Big House. When he is taken to his cell, he is introduced to his cell mate. The Guard says "This is Steve. You will be bunking with him 24/7 for the next 5 years. And we don't want any complaints." Steve weighs 468 pounds, is extraordinarily hairy, and wreaks of poor hygiene. The Guard leaves and Steve says, "You want to be the husband or the wife?" This is quite a dilemma. After thinking about it for a long time under the frightening gaze of Steve's repulsive countenance, young Trout says "I'd like to be the husband." To which Steve replies, "Well then come on over here and suck yo wife's dick."
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 05:26 PM
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The "T" is for Trouser.
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 08:53 PM
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Oh, I get it... you're having prison fantasys again! LOL..

So you're steve... makes sense... and you're dreaming of getting bunked with me. Interesting.

Wanna know how it would really go down? (for your fantasy and all)
Within 5mins of smelling you, me and the boys would drag you down to the shower room and toss you in. We'd guard the door until you came out clean.
Then, for the rest of your time you'd be begging to service me for contraband sugar packets.
You would get no sugar packets, though.
Then I'd take your radio and give it to bubba as payment for getting you thrown in the hole.
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:38 PM
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Trout,

Man, with deductive skills like that, you could replace Monk next season!
 
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:49 PM
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^^ haha!!

Well with posts like yours, you could replace the whole cast of queer eye for the straight guy next season!
 

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