Today's giggle
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What can I tell ya , since Guys started riding motorcycles ........incest is on
the decline ..........I know that's someones sig out there here on the Forum
LOL
But yeah .......... a little off colour forsure ......... & what's wrong with that![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Hey Loren ........ forget the Spruce will ya
............ or I'll start calling ya Sophia ![Smile](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
BUTT
Ya know what they say
Nothing quite like Aunts in your Pants
...... lol ( innocent enough )
the decline ..........I know that's someones sig out there here on the Forum
![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
But yeah .......... a little off colour forsure ......... & what's wrong with that
![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Hey Loren ........ forget the Spruce will ya
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BUTT
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Ya know what they say
Nothing quite like Aunts in your Pants
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![Smile](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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#754
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44th Birthday
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
44th Birthday
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn`t feeling too good that morning.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn`t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday.
I thought, well, that`s wives for you, the children will remember...The children came in to breakfast and didn`t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day outside, and it`s your birthday, let`s go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That`s the greatest thing I`ve heard all day, let`s go!"
We went to lunch we didn`t go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it`s such a beautiful day, we don`t need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let`s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don`t mind, I think I`ll go into the bedroom. "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
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Think that probably left a skid mark on the sofa! Hope your will was all up to date...speaking of will's, Wife and I were talking the other night. She said she would never want to live in a vegatative state dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens pull the plug dear. So I got up, walked over unplugged the computer and threw out her wine.
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And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
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Om mean , even if you were not naked (and I am assuming you were joking ? ) .... you went back to another chicks apartment !!!
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