Today's giggle
#1081
There is no joking around with drinking and driving. I know this is the joke of the day thread but this is the time of year to say something on the subject.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had
a few too many beers and some rather nice Romanian vodka.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I
have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had
a few too many beers and some rather nice Romanian vodka.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before - I took a bus home.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, as I
have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got this one.
#1084
Glad you liked it mate! Here's another..
A surgeon went to check his patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out"
A surgeon went to check his patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out"
#1087
#1088