A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.


"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $150.00.."


"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in some brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".


"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.


Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.. "F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam".


"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.


A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.


"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters..



"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.



A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.



"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients... Howzit', Sprocket !!

 

HAHAHAHA!!!
(He's such a ****... LOL)

I love African Greys.... Best parrots ever. Only one's I ever really liked.

 

Now that's an all time great right there ...........*****............ya nailed it with this one

And Trout .........HTF do you know an African Grey Parrot is all that good then eh ?

Mind you here's a Bad *** One Right Here

 

Me too 'cause a plastic remote control bike like that one is hard to tell from the
real thing

 

That's obviously a photshopped pic. LOL..
No grey would ride a chopper like that. Only a Conure.... maybe a cockatiel.

Ex worked in a pet store for years. They had all kinds of birds come and go, and I always liked the greys. There was one in particular named "Rosie" that was brilliant. Very friendly and affectionate.
Most of the other birds were mean, and couldn't talk very well.
**** a bird that can't talk. May as well be a pidgeon, imo. LOL..

There was a mean-*** toucan that they had for a long time, too. Used to run it's beak across the cage door when it was pissed. "ticktickticktick"
I'd feed it baby mice, and it would shake them and splatter blood all over the walls. Kinda funny, and a pretty bird..... but no toucan sam from the commercials. Didn't even have any fruit loops....So disappointing.

 

ahh fair enough , was wondering is all......huh that's cool and the ex bit too

You held out for a much better deal I'd say !

 

Oh, man... you have no idea. MUCH better deal... I didn't know there could be that much of a difference between two women. And I use the term "woman" loosely, as my ex shouldn't even be called a woman. More of a bratty girl, really....
Kinda like shadow...

 

oh oh ..........looks like another round out back again