Today's giggle
#1181
02-21-2012, 04:23 AM
Umm,yeah... I thought this one might need some explanating... The normal stereotype about northern people is that swedish are in general more upbeat and extrovert compared to Finnish who drink, frown and fight all the time, so 99% of the swedish jokes in Finland is based on the assumption (fact) that all swedish men are gay...
here's another one... Don't get mad ok?
what attribute is common between a rowboat and the bassist of queen?
both want a fourty-ish Mercury on their backs...
here's another one... Don't get mad ok?
what attribute is common between a rowboat and the bassist of queen?
both want a fourty-ish Mercury on their backs...
#1182
02-21-2012, 04:51 AM
Crazy CBR Salvage Guy. RIP
Hey Steve just noticed your post number, that has gone up a **** heap in the last couple of weeks. You either need to get a life or stop **** with the stat stuff mate.
I'm guessing I'll be back to a junior member sometime real soon.
But while I go down, I just want it noted on record, that you guys are still **** at cricket.
I'm guessing I'll be back to a junior member sometime real soon.
But while I go down, I just want it noted on record, that you guys are still **** at cricket.
Last edited by gotcbr; 09-19-2012 at 01:41 PM. Reason: profanity
#1183
02-21-2012, 05:25 AM
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lolol
#1187
03-07-2012, 10:20 AM
Praying for Leroy
Hallelujah!!
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
Hallelujah!!
A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week."
#1188
03-10-2012, 09:49 PM
Really happened last Thursday
Thursday morning I'm in Starbucks
and a I'm in line waiting
get to the counter and this young
good looking girl says : morning sir
what can I get you ?
I says I'll have two tall blonds please
Fine she says should I leave space in them ?
Oh yes please I said I'd like to cream them
myself !
Then it dawned on me what I had just said !
and a I'm in line waiting
get to the counter and this young
good looking girl says : morning sir
what can I get you ?
I says I'll have two tall blonds please
Fine she says should I leave space in them ?
Oh yes please I said I'd like to cream them
myself !
Then it dawned on me what I had just said !
- got all red faced when the girl starting giggling lol