Ya see Steve, I now realize that you Aussies have got it all wrong. Call yourselves the "Lucky Country"?

Well how lucky am I? to grow up in a country where no-one has an accent?

"Sex" - when was the last time an Aussie batsman got one of them?

 

i liked that finland race video.. would love to stretch my legs in one of those junkers and have a day on some loose surface

 

A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View
restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that
cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and
they can ride their bikes there.

Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good,
there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if
they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.

Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice
***** and wore tight pants.

Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good
and fish is good for your cholesterol.

Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird
special.

Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was
handicapped accessible.

Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because they had never been there before.

 

Timbuctwo, you know there is a timbuctow joke right? the poetry contest one? Every time I see your name, I always think about that one lol

 

Yep, we aim to please Steve.

Nothing wrong with introducing them to a bit a South Pacific kulcha thou' aye?

 

Yum, what the hell are you doing hanging round down here with the old farts?

This ain't no place for a lady like yourself, there are some pretty strange old fella's lurk around this place.

Go back; back to the 600 forum where you will be safe from their attentions.

 

See, that is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about.

You stick with me wee lassie, I'll make sure you're alright.

Is there a slightly creepy old man smile icon?