Today's giggle
#641
10-23-2010, 01:52 AM
i have lived in the uk all my life and never been to london, dont get many immigrants round here just yorkshire people
(My family are from Lincolnshire - Cleethorpes) Allo, Dook !
They thought I was "slow" when I visited because it took me a week to figure out what they'd said..........
#642
10-23-2010, 05:31 PM
Funny VID Jap Ram Boob Game Show
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#643
10-23-2010, 09:20 PM
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Now Jim I'll have to whack ya with your european "snatchel" 
if you keep on
insulting me
like that man. Stop denying you are a closet Vespa rider !
if you keep on insulting me
like that man. Stop denying you are a closet Vespa rider !And if Jim comes out there is a whole new world of vespa riders in this scooter club http://www.royalbastardsscooterclub.com/
YouTube is full of the Royal B*stards Scooter club videos. They are like a bunch of bees with one thing going for them. No Hell's Angel will pick a fight with them - even if you win a fight with a scooter rider, you lose! ha,ha...
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#644
10-26-2010, 01:08 PM
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That's because they can't understand you - you speak a dialect strange to them - you speak North Midlands hehehe ..........
(My family are from Lincolnshire - Cleethorpes) Allo, Dook !
They thought I was "slow" when I visited because it took me a week to figure out what they'd said..........
(My family are from Lincolnshire - Cleethorpes) Allo, Dook !
They thought I was "slow" when I visited because it took me a week to figure out what they'd said..........
my aunts from lincolnshire and she talks funny
#645
10-26-2010, 05:50 PM
Might work ...might be on to something
Sprock Brother at least Jim will not be alone. Check this site out. http://www.vesparados.com/
And if Jim comes out there is a whole new world of vespa riders in this scooter club http://www.royalbastardsscooterclub.com/
YouTube is full of the Royal B*stards Scooter club videos. They are like a bunch of bees with one thing going for them. No Hell's Angel will pick a fight with them - even if you win a fight with a scooter rider, you lose! ha,ha...
And if Jim comes out there is a whole new world of vespa riders in this scooter club http://www.royalbastardsscooterclub.com/
YouTube is full of the Royal B*stards Scooter club videos. They are like a bunch of bees with one thing going for them. No Hell's Angel will pick a fight with them - even if you win a fight with a scooter rider, you lose! ha,ha...
Apparently the Royal Barstuds Greeting goes "hey ya bastard" .....if Jim
turns face ....we'll know for sure JO
#646
11-04-2010, 06:19 PM
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#647
11-04-2010, 11:14 PM
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This got me scratching my head and wondering WTF and giggling at the same time.
Speaking of laughing and scratching my head.... Pat Robertson in sooo crazy that it's just plain awesome.
He was going apechit the other night about saccharin and nutrasweet packets in restaurants. His issue was that places like Applebees and Ruby Tuesday print the name of the restaurant on the packets as advertising, but they don't print the nutritional information. He was all pissed off. LOL..
His "point" was that they were using you for advertising and then not telling you anything about the poison that was in the packets.
It's like a devil double whammy. *****!!!!
Just thought I'd share. The 700 club is like my "dirty little secret" TV show. It's just so f'd up!!
#648
11-09-2010, 11:23 AM
The many uses of a pill.
No Needles!
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist," but when I pull that tooth, it's going to give you something to hold onto."
No Needles!
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot.
'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
"No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."
The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."
The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doesn't" said the dentist," but when I pull that tooth, it's going to give you something to hold onto."
#650
11-10-2010, 06:51 AM
natural blonde
A blonde was driving home after a game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun.
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her blonde roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first!"
He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
Her blonde roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first!"