Today's giggle
#601
09-25-2010, 12:38 PM
yeah yeah I know a double post BUT
This is for TimBucTwo 
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa.
The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration:
"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu ... "
The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
We met three women cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
#602
09-25-2010, 01:05 PM
Senior Member & 2010 ROTY
A biker is riding along a country lane, when a sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a coma. When the sparrow wakes up the following morning, he looks through the bars of the cage and says, "$hit, I must have killed the biker"
#604
09-28-2010, 07:26 AM
Senior Member & 2010 ROTY
#605
09-28-2010, 08:00 PM
Senior Member & 2010 ROTY
Realy didn't have any other place to post this...
#608
09-30-2010, 11:53 PM
Administrator - Retired
File it under "to be recycled" ..... wow there's only one other bike I know with that
much stuff on it
much stuff on it
But how cool would it be to have functioning missiles and machine guns on your bike?! I dare a cager to crowd me out. Or how about firing a warning shot when someone is thinking of turning in front of you...
I'd have to lose that sidecar, tho.
