shadow your bike looks real good...

 

Two Canadians are are drinking beer in a bar one night, and to pass the time they agree to play "20 Questions".

1st Canadian: "OK, I'm going to think of subject and you have to guess what it is by asking me 20 questions or less"

2nd Canadian: " Sounds good, let me know when I can start asking questions"

The first Canadian pauses for a couple of seconds while thinking of a subject to be guessed and decides on "moose ****".

1st Canadian: " OK, I've got something, start asking questions."

2nd Canadian: " All right, first question is can you eat it?"

1st Canadian: " Hmmm I'm not too sure if it can be eaten, I suppose if you REALLY
had to you could do it."

2nd Canadian: " Is it a moose ****?"

 

LMAO! Best joke ever. Hehe!! Just took me a minute to get it.

 

Do you fry it, bake it or just eat it raw ?

 

Shadow, ummm not having ever partaken of said delicacy, I'd imagine one would want to BBQ it and serve it with fried onions on a bun. I read that joke in a magazine years ago and it reduced me to tears on the spot I was laughing so hard. I was waiting for a flight in an airport lounge. Two people actually got up from beside me and moved to different seats.

 

My neighbors, the two hot babes next door asked me what I would like for my birthday?

I'm pretty sure they missunderstood me when I said I wanna watch! But Thank You for the new Timex!

 

It took me a while to realise there were even words in that post. 'Bout 15 seconds I'd say. Funny when I did though!

 

So there's this new zoo opened just down the street from home. I took my daughters along at the weekend but all they had there was one dog.

It was a sh!tso.

 

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman."

"Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box." ................ LOL

Seems pic's are required lately to accompany a good joke ..... so these three

 

Best looking cricket players I've seen in a very long time. I support your policy Sprock, is it actually a rule or just a suggestion at this stage?