Last thing I'll read tonight, and now to bed laughing. Thanks.

 

Cheers, SB

 

Quote of the day, pretty much sums up my level of religiousness and why I rather avoid debating about it.

 

I did laugh out loud



Cheers, SB

 

Must have been a Suzy

 

Why did he look so disappointed when it just fell over and laid down?

That normally takes a big investment in zip ties and chloroform.

(In my limited experience with females).

 

Guess it works both ways at times tho !

 

My first bike was a '78 kawasaki kz650 and i always said i was going to 'ride the kaw'. I thought i was clever.


I almost couldn't laugh at this because of how rediculously true it is...

 

-True Story-
When I lived in Brunswick Maine, I decided to take the back roads on a trip down to Portland. In the process, I got turned around a good bit. I did what no man likes to do, I decided to find someone and ask for directions.
The 1st person I came across was an elderly man sitting on his front porch. I politely asked, "Sir, can I take this road to Portland"?
He replied in a stereotypical New Englander accent without breaking stride in his rocking chair, "No. Portland has enough roads of their own."
I just said thank you and headed on with my lost journey. :-)

 

Ayuh !