Now ............for an Irish joke that's a good one

 

And then there's this one
A guy goes to the Doc with a green ring around his dick.......
While waiting, his mate comes in and they get to discussing their problem, and the second guy says he has a red ring around his dick.
The guy with the green ring, goes off to take a pee, so his mate goes in first - when he comes out he's grinning, waves to "green ring" and leaves,

Green ring goes in to see the Doc and when the Doc sees the green ring he becomes very concerned.........
"I don't understand", says Green Ring - "my mate had a red ring and he went off laughing and you say this is serious' ?

The Doc says..........................


There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene..........

 

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that he had been fired from his job. She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzlN2zC8PU

 

^^^ Haha! Nice one, Jim.

 

Hope 'Stretch' don't see that

 

Love the Harley ad, especially the bandanna pitch

 

Check out this letter some kid wrote..

 

Awesome, Dave.

How about this one......