That one for Juliet ?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK !

 

Hehe! I was thinking the same thing, but then again.....she never comes to visit us hooligans any more anyway.

Maybe it's too rough around here for her....

 

HAHA!! cat-chatori! Nice one, Steve.

 

Just spat beer on my screen........ Excellent Dave!

I'm about to go out to buy me some cooler summer gear. The novelty of rubbing myself with cooking oil every time I have to get the gear on to ride is fast wearing off.
I'm thinking Kevlar fishnets with mink trimmings, a low cut tux and spats. That should look the part, as long as I stay off the gravel.

**** it's hot here today......

 

A tramp walks into a jewellers and casually begins to finger his own
****.

The jeweller screams 'GET OUT'



The tramp points to the sign 'COME IN AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT!'

 

I ran that one by the missus and son. My son seemed considerably more amused..go figure.

Anyway Henry, now that you've lowered the tone to a level I'm completely at home with, here's another one for you...My son suggested I put this one up...I'm so proud!

What did one hermaphrodite say to the other?............Go f#ck yourself!

 

A girl calls her Mother, 'Mom, I'm getting a divorce!'

'A divorce? Why?' the mother asks shocked.

'Mum, all he ever wants is bum sex! I used to have a lovely little bumhole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece.

The mother says, 'sweetie, you have a lovely home, a porsch, a platinum credit card, a villa in Spain, kids in private school, six holidays a year and you want to throw all that away for the sake of 45 pence?

 

HA!

Two nuns are in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?" the other replies "Yes, it does".

 

The English football team went to visit a South African
orphanage.
"It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who
have no hope and no future " said Joseph Boto, aged 6.