Today's giggle
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Not meaning to disrespect such a senior member as yourself Steve, but I think you may have it all wrong on the accent front.
Went out for a ride today, met up with some guys from Invercargill, so I took the opportunity to listen rilly, rilly carefully when we stopped at the Hawea pub for a beer. Not one of them spoke like that.
In fact, none of us had any accent at all!
We must be the only country in the world that doesn't have an accent!
I suspect the issue may actually be that you Aussies just aren't listening properly.
Went out for a ride today, met up with some guys from Invercargill, so I took the opportunity to listen rilly, rilly carefully when we stopped at the Hawea pub for a beer. Not one of them spoke like that.
In fact, none of us had any accent at all!
We must be the only country in the world that doesn't have an accent!
I suspect the issue may actually be that you Aussies just aren't listening properly.
yer right !! lol"senior member" Sheesh TK , who you calling old yu bugger?
" disrespect" taken ....PM's sent to the court for Judgement !
lol
"The reis vas bad bat car vas good"...
Ya see Steve, I now realize that you Aussies have got it all wrong. Call yourselves the "Lucky Country"?
Well how lucky am I? to grow up in a country where no-one has an accent?
"Sex" - when was the last time an Aussie batsman got one of them?
Well how lucky am I? to grow up in a country where no-one has an accent?
"Sex" - when was the last time an Aussie batsman got one of them?
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From: Bir Tawil
A group of 15-year old boys discussed where they should meet for dinner.
It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View
restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that
cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and
they can ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good,
there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if
they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice
***** and wore tight pants.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good
and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird
special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was
handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because they had never been there before.
It was agreed they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View
restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them and Jennie Johnson, that
cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that street and they might see her and
they can ride their bikes there.
Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free snacks, the band was good,
there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the booze was good, it was right near the gym and if
they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the waitresses had nice
***** and wore tight pants.
Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good
and fish is good for your cholesterol.
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the lighting was good and they have an early bird
special.
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was
handicapped accessible.
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because they had never been there before.
Last edited by TimBucTwo; Feb 13, 2012 at 12:35 PM.
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say no more
.... I feel we have more than screwed with everyone's head from the other side of the bigpond that has read these few posts mate ....
Yum, what the hell are you doing hanging round down here with the old farts?
This ain't no place for a lady like yourself, there are some pretty strange old fella's lurk around this place.
Go back; back to the 600 forum where you will be safe from their attentions.
This ain't no place for a lady like yourself, there are some pretty strange old fella's lurk around this place.
Go back; back to the 600 forum where you will be safe from their attentions.
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Common TK ..... mate , its way better to have Yum Yums perfume hanging around 
...than the smell of Pete's feet !! ... lolol J/K
Yumyum , Tk is just kidding missy ....
....we love having you here!!! even if you are exposed to "ALL" of our rotten old man smells ....
...than the smell of Pete's feet !! ... lolol J/KYumyum , Tk is just kidding missy ....
....we love having you here!!! even if you are exposed to "ALL" of our rotten old man smells ....
Last edited by CBRclassic; Feb 14, 2012 at 04:00 AM.
You stick with me wee lassie, I'll make sure you're alright.
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