Today's giggle
Careful there J , with that new rash face of yours you might just find yourself as a candidate, but right at the moment I can't find anything that rhymes with vid so you're off the hook for at least 24 hours.
Last edited by kiwi TK; Jan 26, 2012 at 04:23 AM.
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Help me out here, guys...
An ordinary finnish weekend:
There was a man from Lahti.
Who drank a gallon of sahti.
Ate ten pork chops
fought with the cops
...my dictionary fails here...
An ordinary finnish weekend:
There was a man from Lahti.
Who drank a gallon of sahti.
Ate ten pork chops
fought with the cops
...my dictionary fails here...
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From: Bir Tawil
Who spent time with ****** between his knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Now listen here honey,
A koala eats bushes and leaves."
Last edited by TimBucTwo; Jan 26, 2012 at 12:13 PM.
Guy walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and orders a draft beer. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the Guy. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a
young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back
to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, in every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky baastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno, he says............Never did find the head!"
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the Guy. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a
young woman tied to the tracks, you know, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back
to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did
everything, in every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky baastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno, he says............Never did find the head!"
you just raised the thread bar to an all time high. If I were a poll vaulting, stand up comedian I'd need another pole gaffa taped to the pole to get over the now distant hair sized looking bar in the sky. Guess I'll stick to the bar down the road.
****ing funny man! Thanks for ruining my screen again.
And that's where the punch line stops?
Thank the Lord for my daughters Rhyming Dictionary.
"There once was a man, Steve the Plumber.
Who when banned, was replaced by a newcomer.
Her spelling and grace,
Helped Steve to save face,
When he returned t'was a bit of a bummer."
YEEESSSS!!!
And if that passes muster can I perhaps suggest we now have a go at Sprock who has a very small etc etc.
Over to you guys.
"There once was a man, Steve the Plumber.
Who when banned, was replaced by a newcomer.
Her spelling and grace,
Helped Steve to save face,
When he returned t'was a bit of a bummer."
YEEESSSS!!!
And if that passes muster can I perhaps suggest we now have a go at Sprock who has a very small etc etc.
Over to you guys.
Go on Sprock, sick 'im. Set dogs to kill!
Jeez, can you imagine anyone saying that to Marks face?
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Hmm...
Should rhyme with lines one and two,
but since there's no better, that'll have to do.
Gonna stop by the store when I get home
And claim a few beers to my own.
Drinkin' sahti makes yer **** go KABOOM!
*badum,tssss* thank you, you're awesome!
Should rhyme with lines one and two,
but since there's no better, that'll have to do.
Gonna stop by the store when I get home
And claim a few beers to my own.
Drinkin' sahti makes yer **** go KABOOM!
*badum,tssss* thank you, you're awesome!
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There was a man from Lahti.
Who drank a gallon of sahti.
Ate ten pork chops
fought with the cops
And let go with a helluva fahrty ! ?
Jeez, can you imagine anyone saying that to Marks face?
Seems to me there are some brave souls on this forum..................
Foolhardy, but brave
Who drank a gallon of sahti.
Ate ten pork chops
fought with the cops
And let go with a helluva fahrty ! ?
Jeez, can you imagine anyone saying that to Marks face?
Seems to me there are some brave souls on this forum..................
Foolhardy, but brave