I went to the gym yesterday, while I was there I found a hole in my trainer that I could fit my finger in.

She made an official complaint and now I've got a lifetime ban

 

That deserves another:

NICE :

Even made my wife smile: and I stopped doing that about ten years ago.

 

TK does she think you have turned into a boring old tit or something????

Trade her in for a newer model if you think you could handle it


Me ?? I'm just a boring old tit and proud of it.

 

Introduction to Keeping Up With Jones | Cartoon Thunder

 

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

I noticed two large women at the bar.

They both had strong accents so I asked: "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them chirped: "It's Wales, you idiot!"

I immediately apologized and asked: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

 

And you can still type? I thought they may have to piece you together again after that question!

Cheers, SB

 

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