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Old 10-25-2012, 01:14 AM
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Someone broke into my house last week - He didn't take the TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels

SICK B^STARD !!!
 
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Shadow
Someone broke into my house last week - He didn't take the TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels

SICK B^STARD !!!
lol ^^
 
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Old 10-26-2012, 03:54 AM
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My favorite labor union joke

How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TWELVE!

You got a f*cking problem with that?
 
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:01 AM
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There's a new cocktail out there.

Called a Hurricane Sandy.

It's really just a watered down Manhattan
 
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Old 11-03-2012, 03:32 AM
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I know I shouldn't have, but that really made me laugh.

Thanks Woofer.
 
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Old 11-03-2012, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by wooferdog
There's a new cocktail out there.

Called a Hurricane Sandy.

It's really just a watered down Manhattan
So quick - and genuinely funny

Cheers, SB
 
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:43 AM
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I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day.
Apparently "A meal for two with a sh..ty view." is not the best way to announce the number 69
 
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Old 11-28-2012, 02:57 AM
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Two nuns riding their bicycles through the backstreets of Rome.The younger of them says,"I have never come this way before."

The older nun leans close to her and replies,"It's the cobblestones."
 
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Old 12-06-2012, 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by kiwi JK
Two nuns riding their bicycles through the backstreets of Rome.The younger of them says,"I have never come this way before."

The older nun leans close to her and replies,"It's the cobblestones."
Har! Good one
 
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Old 12-06-2012, 02:01 AM
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From one of my favorite cartoonists.
 
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