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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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Heeeeey .......look who breezed in ........good to see ya Sawnee

Ya know I think they are not real mirrors .....just tossed to the
rear as needed

Nice little treasure chest accent on the wing of it though probably
where he keeps his stash of betamax tapes of UFO's and 8tracks
of the King
 

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Old Oct 1, 2010 | 06:48 PM
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Nice little treasure chest accent on the wing of it though probably
where he keeps his stash of betamax tapes of UFO's and 8tracks
of the King
haha!! Yep, that'd be it. I bet there's a secret decoder ring in there somewhere, too. Just in case.

I also just noticed the 1911 pistols on each side of the bars. Nice touch!
 
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Old Oct 3, 2010 | 10:42 PM
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Smile short one for a Munday Mornin'

A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She's wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won't know you're not me!" His friend agrees and goes out to his car.
They climb into the back seat and start going at it. A few minutes later, a cop sees them and starts banging on the window, shining his flashlight inside.
"What the hell do you two think you're doing?" The guy says, "Oh, there's nothing wrong, she's my wife." The cop says, "Oh, sorry, I didn't know."
The guy says "Neither did I until you shined that light in here."
 
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Old Oct 6, 2010 | 07:33 PM
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Talking Nothing Like A Good Goat Joke :D

A priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens
he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning,
before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the
**** was missing. He knew about **** fights in the village, so
he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked
the congregation, ‘Has anybody got a ****?




All the men stood up.




‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?’





All the women stood up.




‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn’ t belong to them?’




Half the women stood up.




‘No, no,’ he said, ‘that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?’

Six altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
The priest fainted.
 

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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by CBRclassic



Is there a in the house ...?
Dr Sprock is the only qualified physician available. However he has provided extensive training to six alter boys, two priests or a goat if you would prefer
 
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 06:27 PM
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A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Jim, Tom and Susie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Susie felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Jim and Tom was so immoral and bad that she killed herself. It was tragic, but Jim and Tom managed to get through it. After a while, Jim and Tom's resistance to nature's urgings waned, and the inevitable happened. Well, a couple more years went by and Jim and Tom began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.

















So, they buried Susie.



 
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 07:21 PM
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waa hhhaaaahh hah ..........good one Indy .......your best yet man very good
 
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