Today's giggle
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Yer , that's right , lets pick on us poor bastards at the bottom of the bloody world ...
Om sure someone should be banned over this ?...
I wunder if I can actually ban an Admin? ....
Om sure someone should be banned over this ?...
I wunder if I can actually ban an Admin? ....
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
Try this instead.........
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
"Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!"
The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican!"
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!"
The person says, "I not British, I Polish!"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Russia, I am not from Britain!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a British?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The African lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work"
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
Anzacs unite
"I smell a roo & kiwi contest coming up 
"
No chance of that, far too much Anzac spirit down this part of the world. Although I must say that kindred spirit was sorely tested by a certain Mr Greg Chappell.
CBR Classic, would you like to explain to the rest of the class why NZers don't think much of Greg Chappell please?
No that we're bitter about it, it probably only gets mentioned once a week down here now.
I might have a look on You Tube, it's probably listed under Australias Day of National Shame
"No chance of that, far too much Anzac spirit down this part of the world. Although I must say that kindred spirit was sorely tested by a certain Mr Greg Chappell.
CBR Classic, would you like to explain to the rest of the class why NZers don't think much of Greg Chappell please?
No that we're bitter about it, it probably only gets mentioned once a week down here now.
I might have a look on You Tube, it's probably listed under Australias Day of National Shame
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From: Republic of Boon Island
BUT y'll need to be up at the "butt crack of dawn" as my youngest now says
SO..imo
Wrong answer ...again
I nominate the Kiwi for a royal good banning
, he started thisHeh heh heh ......... ah that's a riot there Pete ..lol
Last edited by Sprock; Oct 18, 2010 at 03:53 PM.
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Depends how quick you are on the buttons, I guess. Steve-o
Try this instead.........
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
"Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!"
The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican!"
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!"
The person says, "I not British, I Polish!"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Russia, I am not from Britain!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a British?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The African lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work"
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
Try this instead.........
A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........
"Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!"
The passer by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican!"
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!"
The person says, "I not British, I Polish!"
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Britain!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Russia, I am not from Britain!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you a British?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the British?"
The African lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work"
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
i have lived in the uk all my life and never been to london, dont get many immigrants round here just yorkshire people
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While not stricktly a joke this e-bay listing made me chuckle, especially in the 'ask a question' section.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...i%3D1&viewitem
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...i%3D1&viewitem
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Now Jim I'll have to whack ya with your european "snatchel" 
if you keep on
insulting me like that man. Stop denying you are a closet Vespa rider !
That's a funny one ya found there Hawkwind..... funny as **** *****
if you keep on insulting me
like that man. Stop denying you are a closet Vespa rider !That's a funny one ya found there Hawkwind
..... funny as **** *****
Q: Just a heads-up. I know of a guy who took great offense at your ad and turned you in to ebay. Maybe you can modify it just enough to avoid having it taken down. Sep-18-10
A: Yeah, I've had some threats. One guy was going to kick my butt. I asked him if he was going to hit me with his purse. He screamed something like "It's not a purse! It's a European satchel!" or something like that. He was crying pretty hard but I think that's what he said. Maybe you should bid on this high quality item and give it to your friend. That might ease his pain a little. Thanks for the heads-up and please apologize to your friend for me. I've been married almost 25 years so I know how important apologies are to women, and guys who behave like women.
A: Yeah, I've had some threats. One guy was going to kick my butt. I asked him if he was going to hit me with his purse. He screamed something like "It's not a purse! It's a European satchel!" or something like that. He was crying pretty hard but I think that's what he said. Maybe you should bid on this high quality item and give it to your friend. That might ease his pain a little. Thanks for the heads-up and please apologize to your friend for me. I've been married almost 25 years so I know how important apologies are to women, and guys who behave like women.
Last edited by Sprock; Oct 22, 2010 at 09:11 PM.