There always seems to be someone asking for a donation for one thing or another.

I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations.

Just had a visit from a sheila from the sperm bank... Boy, did I give her a

mouthful.

 

LOL well at least ya didn't tell her to go round back

Man I tell ya Hawks & Kiwi's had me ripping too very good *****

 

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?"

The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

 

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells
him he isn't going. Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can
they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting
you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in
my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and
said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see
through negligee. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had
two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and
ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said,
"now, you can do what ever you want."

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So here I am.

 

My wife isn't talking to me any more since she caught me measuring my **** the other day




























It just reaches the back of her sisters throat

 

Oops

 

What ?
You mean it's grown since you measured it at 100mm last time ?

Just as well, eh ?