Today's giggle
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From: Bainbridge, GA
Yup! We also have a 19 y/o son and don't hide much from either. They've both had quite an education so far.
I don't believe in kids growing up faster than they have to, and I sure as hell don't believe in subjecting them to adult chit.... BUT, you have to deal with the fact that they're gonna pick stuff up whether you want them to or not. You just have to deal with it like an adult, set them straight, point them in the right direction, and hope they're mature enough to deal with it correctly.
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From: Republic of Boon Island
Well holy moly Joe.......up here they have blade shaped tails and chop down trees
and the local version has some really weird dental work and they stay all hairy most
of their lives. Must be to do with the extreme heat down south I reckon less sweaty
I figure. .............
and the local version has some really weird dental work and they stay all hairy most
of their lives. Must be to do with the extreme heat down south I reckon less sweaty
I figure. .............
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From: Mud hut, Zululand
A guy went to the Department of Home Affairs to apply for a job.
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'yes - caffeine'.
Have you ever been in the military service?
'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asked, are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... A roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my *********.'
The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough points for me to hire you Right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. And plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. Every day.
The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me Here at 10?
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our *****. No point in You coming in for that!'
The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?
He replied, 'yes - caffeine'.
Have you ever been in the military service?
'Yes,' he replied.' I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asked, are you disabled in any way?'
The guy said, 'Yes... A roadside bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my *********.'
The interviewer said O.K. - You've got enough points for me to hire you Right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 A.M. And plan on starting @ 10:00 A.M. Every day.
The guy puzzled asks, 'if the work hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me Here at 10?
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, We just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our *****. No point in You coming in for that!'