anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
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#193
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
I like the respones. I am going to use some of them. I used to let guys ride my busted up F3 when they asked if they could ride it. It had race railz on it and the plastic was destroyed. It was awesome guys would put it down in the parking lot all the time.
I am just going to throw out some ones no one has said
"Why don't you get a busa"? I have a big *****
"Do a wheelie" Really? you do a back flip
"Is it fast"? It wasn't untill I added all these stickers.
"Did you wreck it?" (pointing to all the rash and dents in the tank) No i buy my bikes from morons like you after they wreck It's cheaper.
I am just going to throw out some ones no one has said
"Why don't you get a busa"? I have a big *****
"Do a wheelie" Really? you do a back flip
"Is it fast"? It wasn't untill I added all these stickers.
"Did you wreck it?" (pointing to all the rash and dents in the tank) No i buy my bikes from morons like you after they wreck It's cheaper.
#194
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
ORIGINAL: marc0011
2. Are those pads in your jacket there in case you crash? Nope... use them to rest my cell on so that I can talk while riding.
2. Are those pads in your jacket there in case you crash? Nope... use them to rest my cell on so that I can talk while riding.
Ironically... besides the "how fast" questions... I've had quite the dry-spell.
To mix this up though, I'm going to add the new ones about my pitbike...
[ul][*]What IS that? (It's monster truck... only smaller, with less wheels... and handlebars... )[*]What is it for? (My wife was looking for something more "modern" to add to the decor. Figure I'll hang it somewhere near the TV.)[*]Is it supposed to be that size? (No, it shrunk in the wash)[*]What do you do with that? (I'm not sure yet. Figure it'll come to me during deep meditation)[*]Do you jump it off stuff? (Like... my flat yard? The curb? The street? Uhh... I guess so. Then again, when you do get air, it IS hilarious... so they might have me on this one)[*]Is the back tire supposed to be that small? (it literally won't fit a larger tire thanks to shock placement... so yes)[*]Can I ride it? (Usually, yes. If they're just a kid... yes with parent permission)[*]Do you ride it to work? (Uhh... I would die. So no.)[*]What kinda mileage does that get? (Um, I seem to have misplaced the odometer)[*]How fast does it go? (I also seem to have misplaced my speedometer)[*]Can you ride a wheelie on it? (Yes... also hilarious. I also crashed doing a wheelie. Also hilarious)
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#197
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
I guess Im lucky... or just an Jack***.
Becides the general ive gotten...
"Ever put your knee down?" Response: "Do you ever get off yours?"
"No music kinda sucks dont it?" Response: "Nope, I sing to myself like im in the shower..."
"What if it rains?" Response: "Well rain is water sooo... I get wet?!"
"We all know who you are so why do you have a smoked visor?" Response: "We all know who you are so why do you wear sunglasses?"
Idk I guess I just smart off to stupid people. They are my pet peeve.
Becides the general ive gotten...
"Ever put your knee down?" Response: "Do you ever get off yours?"
"No music kinda sucks dont it?" Response: "Nope, I sing to myself like im in the shower..."
"What if it rains?" Response: "Well rain is water sooo... I get wet?!"
"We all know who you are so why do you have a smoked visor?" Response: "We all know who you are so why do you wear sunglasses?"
Idk I guess I just smart off to stupid people. They are my pet peeve.
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