I'll set the scene... McDonalds yesterday... ~90*F, walk in with my jacket on, helmet and gloves in hand. Walk up to the counter andget interrupted mid order by the guy behind me:"Man aren't you hot in that?" I calmlysay "no, my jacket has air conditioning." Turn around and finish my order. The look on his face was almost as priceless as his dumbfounded silence.

I get the"can I ride it?" question alot, and about a month ago got itfrom a sort-of-friend. I said in the most serious tone I have: "If I canride your girlfriend." (who was VERY HOT, and standing behind him) He wasn't pleased with my response, but his gf seemed ratherintrigued, since sheturned bright redand smiled at melol.

Same McD's yesterday, gf called as I was finishing upmy greasy *** nuggets, and wanted some food. So I got her a salad and small drink, and tied the bag with the salad in itaround the strap on my seat on one side, and (I carry a plastic bag in my truck for such occasions) Put the drink in the bag and tied it on the other side, and away I went. And nothing spilled either!!!

 

ROTFLMAO!!!! I'm going to have to use that one one of these days.

 

is it fast? kinda of
can i ride it? no
will it do a wheelie? yes
will you do a wheelie for me when you leave? no
is it loud? kinda
is that brand new? no its old
wasnt that expensive? no not really
why do you wear a jacket when its so hot out? because
doesnt that hurt you *****? no but my dick falls asleep after about half hour

 

The first time that happened was on my way to work, and I stepped off my bike and seriously thought I pissed my pants. I thought I was going to have to drive back and change my pants.

 

how fast does it go?

meh...about 60

 

i rode mine into a harley dealership when i was taking the MSF course. One of the guys in my class said "dude, you have a headlight out". I didn't say anything, just flipped the high beam switch. He looked a little confused. After a few seconds, I said "it's the high beam".

He then went from confused to racist as he started bashing the japanese for being horrible engineers.

 

do you ride that thing on a real race track? nope I ride it in the Walmart parking lot after it closes.
how fast does it go? enough
why do you guys drag your knee on the ground? cuz it itches in that leather suit.

I was on my way to Irwindale at a gas station filling up and this guy walks up and starts asking me about the bike. guy was a moron. asks me the how fast question. so I tell him that I race in the "special class" that requires a 125mph speed limiter. he bit, and asked how fast I went last time I was out. Ah dude, I was doing like 170 on the straights. Guy looks at me and and says "no ****! that's fast man."

 

bugger me dead lol I love Australia I think I hear my missus having a kitten brb hahahaha!!


...hold the phone, I may need to catch a one-way plane ride:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm

 

this is the list I get all the time and the answer..

1. Is it fast? .........Nope.
2. do race it?.........Nope.
3. You know you have a headlight out?........Nope.
4. Can you wheelie it?........Nope.
5. Can I ride it?...........Nope.
6.Where's your exhaust?...... Seriously?
7.How fast is it?........ it'll do 55mph.


the thing that always get me is these morons on the sidewalks as you role by.. Doing the "wheelie" motion... Like I'm gonna do a wheelie in the middle of town with cars all over and cops everywhere.. Yeah, I'm gonna get a reckless ticket so you can see a wheelie....

Or even better, when your 10 feet behind and you get the same gesture....

the only people I acknowledge on the side walk besides hot chicks are little kids waving.. I always wave back at kids.