haha blast from the PAST!

 

"Hey, your headlight is out."
"Hey, is that a 1000?"
"Hey, aren't you hot in that jacket?"
"Hey, sick bike bro, is it fast?"
"Hey, how fast have you gone?"
"Hey, nice bike. I have a Gixxer 1000."

.......and the list goes on. I can't say that I'm annoyed (other than the ones who HAVE to point out they have a "bigger" bike.)

 

Honestly, It isnt all that unbelievable. I drive from San Diego to Washington on the I-5 all the time. from Portland to california there are rarely any cops there, at least when i drive through. from mt. shasta to portland im usually trucken at 100-110 mph. It's a waist of gas yeah but I want to get home fast at that point, haha.

Edit: on top of that, One time I was driving through that exact spot, probably 2 hours before Portland, and it was like... 3 A.M. and I saw this streetbike fly past me going at least 50 mph faster than me. He was booken it.

 

"Where do you put the beer" *insert retarded laugh*

 

Just got THE BEST question of this entire thread. Was at Whataburger earlier tonight, just finished eating and was finishing up my drink, sitting on the bike talking with a couple buddies who showed up in their car. Then, one of their girlfriends asks the bombshell of all questions.........

"Where's the cup holder?"

HAhahahahaah! I'm still cracking up over it.

 

Ha Ha Ha ha!!!! That was classic!!

I have an aftermarket speedo on my bike that only goes to 180km/h cuz the stock one was busted, and the 180km/h clock is more accurate for me at smaller increments between the 60km/h and 70km/h speed limits. These idiots come over to the bike and look at the speedo and laugh "Your bike can only go to 180!!!, my friends bike shows 300km/h!!".

At one time I was thinking of selling my bike to upgrade to something newer. One of the guys there wanted to buy it from me and I asked him how much he would offer, he then asked me, "How fast does it go?", I replied : "Gearing speed is around 270km/h, but its the way she gets there that is the difference". The idiot then replies "Sorry, I want a bike to go over to 300km/h".

For what??? So you can kill your noob *** faster???

 

had this one last week.

"dude is this your bike?"
me: (wearing all my gear): "uhh yeah?"
"how fast does it go"
me:"fast enough"
"can i ride it?"
me: "**** no"
"why not i have my motorcycle license"
me:"i dont give a ****"
*gets all flustered and walks away*

wtf?

 

Its in the trunk of course.. Ive actually went through the drive through at taco bell and mc D's
And i pick up coffee on the way to work in the AM

 

My favorite since i got a 954 is

retard:"what size is that?"

me: "Its a 954"

retard: "so is that 600 or a 1000?"

 

I love the "Can I ride it?" question... "Can I bang your girlfriend and/or Mom?"

Because I have the blue Honda, with the decals shaved, I always get, "is that a Yamaha or Suzuki?" It still says HONDA in giant letters on the lowers. It's somewhat exceptable when a female asks it, at least she can identify colors for the manufacturers. I am surprised how much people think it's a Suzuki though, I just say..."I have two headlights and one is out. Now go catch a train with your face."

Oh, and by the way, everyone that is reading this thread...you have a headlight out.
Have you got yours fixed yet, fingers? Mine is proving rather difficult to fix. Had to use a welder at one point and it still only works with the brights on... [:@]


lol