anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
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#152
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
ORIGINAL: dwschultzy
+1 This is got to be the most common STUPID question I get.
I can understand the headlight out.
I can understand the bald tire.
I can understand the "how fast does it go"
I can understand the "what size is it"
I can understand the wheelie signal from kids. However I seem to get it from the middle aged men more than anything.
How the FU*K do you think I am going to transport a meal (with a drink) on my bike.
ORIGINAL: FLYOU
Then, without Fail: "For here or to go?"
OMFG
Then, without Fail: "For here or to go?"
OMFG
I can understand the headlight out.
I can understand the bald tire.
I can understand the "how fast does it go"
I can understand the "what size is it"
I can understand the wheelie signal from kids. However I seem to get it from the middle aged men more than anything.
How the FU*K do you think I am going to transport a meal (with a drink) on my bike.
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#156
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
Hey you have a headlight out.(that one is high beam thanks though)Can I ride it?(uhh no) How fast you gone(pretty fast) Aren't you hot with that gear on? (Yes, extremely but I prefer to sweat rather than bleed) My buddy has a busa and it'll smoke anything. (Thats great thanks for that) When you get tired of all that leaning over uncomfortable stuff you should get you a real bike "Harley" (just like the guy said earlier by real you mean real slow real heavy real expensive for no reason real outdated and real unreliable) But I have nothing against Harley riders I have a bunch of uncles who ride and would never act like that or be condescending to someone as a matter of fact most of them think my bikes are cool and want me to ride with them. But the dumbest to me is when a car pulls up next to me and with a Gods honest face says let's run em I think can you possibly be serious? NO REALLY WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE A FN CHANCE so I usually say sarcastically no way man your civic/mustang/whatever will dust me and I don't want all of these people on this busy street to see me get smoked so please don't humiliate me.
#157
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
The #1 for me is can you wheelie it. Lets see, my bike weighs more than an a 1000cc bike and has the same power or less than a 600cc. Hmmmmm........let me think on this..................
Plus its a nice bike and I'm not gonna risk fudging it up or the clutch. Second I'm still paying for her. So no, I cant wheelie my bike.
Its like people just see bikes riding thru town on one wheel the whole time.
Hey Bob. Where you going?
Just gonna pick up some small items.
Wouldnt it be easier to ride on two wheels bob?
No George. This is a sport bike, they're made to ride like this.
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Plus its a nice bike and I'm not gonna risk fudging it up or the clutch. Second I'm still paying for her. So no, I cant wheelie my bike.
Its like people just see bikes riding thru town on one wheel the whole time.
Hey Bob. Where you going?
Just gonna pick up some small items.
Wouldnt it be easier to ride on two wheels bob?
No George. This is a sport bike, they're made to ride like this.
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#158
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
Curiosity anoying question...
1. How much it cost
2. How much is the fuel consumpation
3. How fast its go
F##kin anoying question...
1. Is it a 250cc
2. Can you wheelie
3. My friend has a bigger bike
4. Why you are wearing gloves all the time
5. Your ***** hurt or not
6. Have you crashed before
1. How much it cost
2. How much is the fuel consumpation
3. How fast its go
F##kin anoying question...
1. Is it a 250cc
2. Can you wheelie
3. My friend has a bigger bike
4. Why you are wearing gloves all the time
5. Your ***** hurt or not
6. Have you crashed before
#159
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
Today - two "do wheelie" signs, both from guys in their 30's.
Walk in a restaurant, full gear, as we're taking off helmets, waitress says "Ya'll ride motorcycles?"
"No, we just like to be really protected while jogging."
What kind of bike is that?
Honda CBR Nine-Five-Four.
Is that a 600?
No, nine-five-four.
Walk in a restaurant, full gear, as we're taking off helmets, waitress says "Ya'll ride motorcycles?"
"No, we just like to be really protected while jogging."
What kind of bike is that?
Honda CBR Nine-Five-Four.
Is that a 600?
No, nine-five-four.
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