the headlight question, is it fast, you are going to kill yourself....oh and one of the greatest just happened this past weekend, does that thing to BUNNY HOPS!?!?!! i said are you retarted. just ride your huffy back to the trailer park.

 

"can i ride ?"

"me or the bike ?"

 

haha actually they can! i have the vid on my laptop, i'll post it later....

 

the only ones that i get consistantly are---
1. 3lb bottle with a NOS label on it and a NOS gauge--them, whats that bottle, nitrous?-->me, its my water bottle
2. 10" stretch lowered 3" -- them, betcha that wheelies easy huh--> me,not likely
3. integrated taillight--isnt it illegal not to have turn signals on a bike---> me, i was going so fast they must have ripped off
4. shoe polish numbers on bike and helmet-- ever been to the dragstrip with that thing-->me, nope just let the kid use white out on the bike..

best ones i have heard in reply to what kind of bike is that--- "i had a SuzukiGSXY before" now no BS. he said this in front of his girlfriend... when we called him on it with 2 Gsxr's there he said that it was a limited edition special order and we must not know bikes...[sm=icon_rofl.gif]

and when a Walmart shopping cart pusher asked my buddy what his R1 was-- the guy said that "he had a 2006 R2 that he races but he keeps it in alabama for his brother to ride on.."

 

hahaha omg those are GREAT! i think i'd be laughing to hard to be able to respond! and you'd be smarter to keep you're mouth shut, or someone will be bringing a R2 back from Alabama to show you whats up, hahahahaha! good stuff

 

how fast have you gone- i dunno is what i usually say(truthfully... too fast)
can you do a wheelie- ya anyone can... just i cant ride a wheelie
headlight is out
my friends lil brother" dude you should get a busa! those bikes are fast as ****" i told him id rather go "slower?" than look like a douche bag riding a boat on wheels
what exhaust is that? **** man i dunno what does the bright yellow letters on the side of it say i cant read

my "boss" asked what kinda helmet i had while he was bending down and picking it up off the floor ha, then he said that you dont need a helmet when you ride now, and it feels nice when you ride... my response was "ill take the extra 10seconds to put on a helmet, instead of spending 10weeks or months recovering from a wreck if i went downhardand lived

 

I get that a lot. I say, "nope, I dont have a bike I just wear the gear to look cool".
I tried "no my wife is a really bad driver" but I got b&^#h slapped for that one.

 

i would love to see that. that would make my day.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EOEBg1xd4

 

I usually get;

1. Is it fast? How fast can it go? How fast have you gone?

2. Why don't you have a 1000?