It must really suck having to watch some other guy bang his GF on your bike, then you have to clean up his mess.

I haven't had too many yet, but the best was my mom asking me if I was going to wear a helmet. I was like yea, I'm not stupid, plus it's the law here for new riders.

It was 80+ here today and I have a black jacket.... "does it get hot wearing that jacket?" (I gotta admit it does when i'm stopped though.)

The people who mention how when you walk in with your helmet and gear and everyone stares at you like you are an alien as so freaking right. Walked into Lowe's today and I think everyone in the store had to walk by me just so they could stare.

I only have one headlight, so I am safe there. I also appreciate people telling me to be safe. I have two kids and need to be reminded sometimes.

 

lol..[sm=lol.gif]
iget 1. and 3. a lot.
i have a 929..people always ask me is it a 600 and is it a honda? it says 929 on the tail, i have honda decals all over the bike.
People always say my tires are bold, its time to new tires.

 

I get the same thing...." is it a 600???" "NO (points to tail) Its a 929!"

Another good one is when you go to a fast food place wearing a leather caerrying a helmet, Order a meal with a supersize drink then they ask if its to go??? Wher would they like me to put thye 5 gallon bucket of soda they give you with meals (granted i have a HUGE trunk space )

Also i work for the Honda dealer and people always refer to the sportbikes as Ninjas...[:@]

 

yeah i always get the question if i'm at a fast food place. "is this for here or to go?". just remember folks who dont ride and who aren't into riding will never understand.

 

HAHAHAHAH
Person: OMG u ride a motorcycle its so dangerous
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?! omg im gonna go sell it right now and buy a station wagon

 

I HATE when ppl say their "gonna get a bike", b/c 90% of them never will. A lot of times when ppl find out i have a bike they're like "Oh, I'm about to get a bike too". I dont know why but i just get annoyed when strangers ask me about my bike...UNLESS they actually ride themselves...then i dont mind.
And i was riding in this ghetto neighborhood the other day and this hoodrat in front of a 7-11 parking lot is like "hey lemme take your bike for a ride...i promise i'll bring it back", then this dirtyass white hobo came up to me and my friend and was asking for money...i got the F out of there QUICK.

 

My favorite: "Is it fast?"
.................................................. ....[:@]

 

I always get the "your gona kill yourself" and a lecture from someone about how someone they know died. This may sound mean but im sick of hearing about how your someone died and how im going to die. I dont care that he/she died/hurt IDK them!!!! I always get the how fast have I gone and if I dont answer 100+ mph I am a *****. f that sh17

 

Do you get bugs in your teeth?

full face helmet on............................

 

the headlight question has just about worn my nerves, and i havent been riding long at all! but all is forgotten when the next random girl waves and stares