Today's giggle
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Jenny rushed to her grandmother's side. When she asked the particulars of her grandfather's death, her grandmother explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."
She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive."
Horrified, Jenny suggested sex at age 94 was surely asking for trouble. "Oh, no," her grandmother replied, "We had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells - in with the dings and out with the dongs."
She paused and wiped away a tear. "If it hadn't been for that ice cream truck going past, he'd still be alive."
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A man and his young son were in a restaurant and the boy's father gave him three nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly the boy started choking and the father noticed that one of the nickels was missing. The boy was gagging and turning blue and that man tried the Heimlich maneuver several times with no success. Suddenly, a woman in a business suit came over and pulled the boys pants down and started squeezing his nuts. Nothing happened, so she squeezed harder and gave them a little twist and suddenly the nickel popped out and she caught it in her other hand. She went back to her table and the father pulled his boy's pants up and hugged him and then went over to the woman to thank her. He said "are you a doctor?" thinking he would make her the family physician and she responded, "No, I'm an IRS agent."