Originally Posted by stretch_the_apex

i had this happen to me in lake geneva wisconsin one summer day, i parked my bike and fed the meter had about 3 hours on it after about an hour of poke'n around town i decided to go ride it was way to nice out to just walk around, so headed back towards my bike and see some douche bag sittin on the passenger seat with a foot on the rear peg and the other on the seat talkin to a couple of girls like he owns it, i am assumeing that he saw the meter had 2 hours left on it and figured that i was out on a boat or somethin since i was parked by the lake, i stood near the lake for a little bit just listening to this guy talk like his shizzle dont stink to these girls talkin about "his" bike i was just so in awe of this spectical as badly as i wanted to end it i had to listen and laugh to myself for a minute once i had enough of his douchebaggery i walked towards MY bike with my head turned like i was lookin for traffic to cross the street, stepped off the curb next to the bike grabbed his foot on the seat and flipped him backwards off the passenger seat where he landed pretty much face first on the pavement in the middle of the lane, then grabbed him so he wouldnt get hit by a car and basicaly threw him onto the side walk he rolled over and his face was a little messed up and bleeding and he was a little out of it, this all happened in a matter of seconds, the girls starting screaming at me like what the f#$% is your problem blah blah blah you could figure how it went i didnt say a word i just pulled the key out of my pocket got onto my bike started it and just looked at them as they did the classic oh my god cover there mouths with their hands move and then started yelling at the dips#*t i thru off my bike as i rode away. Some people that know about this say that i overreacted which i dont think i did if it was just some dude sittin on feelin the grips and checkin it out i could understand but would still definetly yell at him to GTFOMB, but this guy i thru off in my eyes really crossed the line and got what he deserved especialy with his dirty sandy shoe print that was left on my seat. I believe that he is lucky that i didnt proceed with a real beat down.

Originally Posted by detdrbuzzard

here either

Originally Posted by lolwut

here in texas its a deathwish.... just make sure u shoot them in the front, its illegal to shoot the person in the back here.. however warning shot to make them turn around is perfectly legal

Originally Posted by Nex

stretch the apex, Love what you did Someone decided to move my bike today. I came back to it moved 5 feet from I left it, and at an angle because of the steering lock. I was pissed, but what can you really do if you don't see it happen.

Originally Posted by RojerLockless

lol, you have no idea what you are talking about in Texas law buddy.

Originally Posted by RoadiJeff

I have a Scorpio i900 with a tilt, shock and perimeter sensor. If they get within 2 ft of the "zone" it warns them to get back. If they don't or if they come closer the full alarm triggers and alerts my pager.

Anyway, I can't even imagine anyone having the gonads to just hop on my bike without asking me first.

Originally Posted by monsterjeepn

I usually open carry my .40 cal XDM everywhere with me (Nevada)