The remote for the alarm. Most quality alarm systems come with one. Yours didn't?

 

No, I live in the country if someone stole it I'd just call the local thief and ask for it back lol

 

I believe you could get your *** kicked for doing something like that.

 

I parked my bike outside my fraternity house back in college (it was an 07 r6) only to walk out to see some kid sitting on it, beer resting on the tank and about 4-5 other kids surrounding it while he talked about how fast he has gotten on it. I yelled at him to kindly move his bike off the sidewalk leading up to the house (my favorite parking spot before this incident) and he said no hes good. So I replied with, THEN GET THE F%$# OFF MY BIKE SO I CAN.

After that I parked it in the back or in the house inside a room nobody went into.

 

Someone sitting on my bike? thats about the same as grabbing my wife's ****... does that get them an ***-whooping? Which? the answer is Hells Yes!

 

Maybe even wait til they get off your bike and then pummel them! Thats a capitol offense almost.

 

Yeah. You definately don't mess with a mans ride. That's just off limits. That is definately grounds to hit somebody upside the head with a baseball bat!

 

Wow! I'm not insane!

Like I said, this whole poll came about because I was accused of being the 'Crazy American'. Simply because I wouldn't go:

"Um, excuse me sir? I happened to notice that you're sitting on my property. And if you wouldn't mind, would you please remove yourself from my bike? Pretty please? No rush, when you're ready"

 

I don't know what I would do if I walked outside and saw some stranger sitting on my bike. I mean when I've seen friends on my bike I say GTFOMB!

 

I HATE it when people touch my bike/car. And I've gotten pretty offensive when I find them doing it. I don't go around touching your stuff, do I? Don't touch mine.