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View Poll Results: what do you do if someone's sitting on your bike?
Politely ask that they stop
9.95%
Demand to know what theyre doing
12.80%
Tell them to get the **** off your bike
63.03%
Cover your gun and be ready to draw
14.22%
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What do you do if someone's sitting on your bike?

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Old 05-25-2010, 04:50 AM
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Parking on my street is tight. Apparently it isn't unheard of for people wanting a parking spot to move someone's motorcycle if its taking up a spot.

It hasn't happened to me cause I park on the sidewalk or in the driveway. But I can't imagine what I'd do if my alarm went of and I come out to find some ****er trying to move my bike so he can have a space.
 
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Old 05-28-2010, 06:31 PM
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Hahahaha this questions is awsome. I would punch them right in the face. POWWWWWWWW!
 
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Old 05-31-2010, 11:14 AM
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My bike is UGLY!!! '88 Hurricane 1000, but it's mine, and it runs like a MF!!! Stay the hell off other peoples ****!!!
 
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Originally Posted by Kuroshio
Meh, where's Jules? I want her take on this. Obviously I don't expect her to pick the gun option But the insistence that polite and proper is the way to go by these guys is just... Disturbing

And none will answer what they think would happen to them if they hopped behind the wheel of someone's convertible and got caught

I came outside of my apartment to see someone on my bike, gripping the handle bars, no kickstand, fiddling with the buttons about 4 or 5 months ago.

I recognized him as the "******* across the street who plays his music as loud as possible while sitting outside doing absolutely nothing but appearing to be a gangster."

Yes, this is Alabama.

I asked him what the f*** he was doing, and he responded
"ahh man, this be ya bike? mannnn, I didn even know man.. ma bad yo"

This is the guy who's watched me work on my bike for countless months outside across the street.


The sad part of this story is after he gets off, he offers me 500.00 cash for my bike. When I tell him it's not for sale, he then says 750.00.
Ever since then, my 125db alarm keeps me safe.
 
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Old 05-31-2010, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by JEFF4i99
Unless...it was like Eliza Dushku.

That girl can do whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned.
Just found her on Google Images.

http://mswiley2508.files.wordpress.c.../04/dushku.jpg

I agree
 
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Old 05-31-2010, 06:57 PM
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It's never happened to me, but it would ALL depend on who/what it was. If it was somebody whose intention it was overstep on purpose, I would react quite differently than to some innocent youngster who was just in awe.
 
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Old 05-31-2010, 08:58 PM
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If I found somebody sitting on my bike now. I would have to change my answer and someone then would have to call 911.
 
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Originally Posted by Indiana Hurricane
If I found somebody sitting on my bike now. I would have to change my answer and someone then would have to call 911.
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Old 05-31-2010, 11:05 PM
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ive come out and found people standing by my car a little suspiciously... so id come back out with my gun *in a open carry fashion* (which is legal here in ca btw) and ask them what they were doing.. ive never had anyone ac tually sit on my bike and play with it.. besides lil kids playing around touching it looking really closely.. but i have no problem pulling my gun(s) out to defend my property
 
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:41 AM
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Hey I'm a noob on here just picked up a 99 600. But here in WV we have open carry laws,plus whats called castle doctrine which means you catch someone in your house or messing with your property you can shot them.now as far as sitting on my bike and i dont know you.you are taking one hell of an azz beating.unless you are female and look like this
 

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