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Old 02-14-2012 | 04:52 AM
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Lol guys. My perfume is way stronger than your odor. I've translated a boom written by Aussue guy into Japanese before and I import goods from kiwi guy now. I really can't tell the defference between Aussie and kiwi.... Oh I know. It's koala bear and lamb
 
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Old 02-14-2012 | 05:02 AM
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Originally Posted by CBRclassic
Chit .... om, sure om getting the smell of roast NZ chicken here ..???????
You know me Steve, I'm always prepared to give it out, and quite happy to take it. Whatever makes people laugh and enjoy their day is all good by me.

Oh' and Yum, I think you'll find that importing Kiwis to Hawaii is totally against all the rules.

And it's just not worth the risk; they just taste like tuataras' anyway.
 
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Old 02-14-2012 | 05:02 AM
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Default Onestone

> > The Indian With One ********
> >
> > There once was an Indian who had only one ********
> > and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
> > He hated that
> > name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone..
> >
> > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
> > cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
> > again I will kill them!'
> > The word got around and nobody called
> > him that any more.
> > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
> > forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
> > jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
> > the forest where he made love to her all day and
> > all night. He made love to her all the next day,
> > until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
> >
> > The word got around that Onestone meant what
> > he promised he would do.
> > Years went by and no
> > one dared call him by his given name until A woman
> > named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
> > away.
> > Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
> > overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
> > She hugged him
> > and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
> > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
> > then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
> > night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
> > her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
> >
> >
> > Why ???
> >
> >
> >
>>OH, come on... take a guess !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>>Think about it !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You're going to love this !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
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>> Everyone knows..
> >
> >
> > You can't kill Two Birds
> >
> >
> > with OneStone!!!
 
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Old 02-14-2012 | 07:52 AM
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Default They had to come sooner or later, re good ole Whitney

I come arcorss these on another site, so thought the only responsible thing to do was 'share'


The paramedic attending radioed downstairs saying "It's Houston, we have a problem"


There was 2 minutes silence at the Wales rugby game yesterday to pay respect to Whitney and her world wide hit about the two Welsh gays

'And Dai will always love Huw'
 
Whitney Houston to star in her new film……………………………... The Body bag.
 
Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years. Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes………
Poor Whitney, she was always up for the crack..


Bobby brown has committed suicide his note read

"Two can play that game"
 

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Old 02-14-2012 | 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by yumoncbr
Timbuctwo, you know there is a timbuctow joke right? the poetry contest one? Every time I see your name, I always think about that one lol
I don't know of the joke.

Who's that tender little girl in your avatar? She smells nice. I have some candy for her.LOL
 
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Old 02-14-2012 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by TimBucTwo
I don't know of the joke.

Who's that tender little girl in your avatar? She smells nice. I have some candy for her.LOL
^^^^^
This sounds like a child molester... hahahaha

Timbuktu Joke People usually change the school names to something around their neighborhood. Could be university or high school. This one was Alabama version

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu."

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:

"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu."

The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that?

The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:

"Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three girls in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu."
 


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