Today's giggle
#1152
#1153
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...om sure I can still smell a chicken cooking from over your way mate ?? lol
#1154
Oh' and Yum, I think you'll find that importing Kiwis to Hawaii is totally against all the rules.
And it's just not worth the risk; they just taste like tuataras' anyway.
#1155
Onestone
> > The Indian With One ********
> >
> > There once was an Indian who had only one ********
> > and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
> > He hated that
> > name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone..
> >
> > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
> > cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
> > again I will kill them!'
> > The word got around and nobody called
> > him that any more.
> > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
> > forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
> > jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
> > the forest where he made love to her all day and
> > all night. He made love to her all the next day,
> > until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
> >
> > The word got around that Onestone meant what
> > he promised he would do.
> > Years went by and no
> > one dared call him by his given name until A woman
> > named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
> > away.
> > Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
> > overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
> > She hugged him
> > and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
> > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
> > then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
> > night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
> > her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
> >
> >
> > Why ???
> >
> >
> >
>>OH, come on... take a guess !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>>Think about it !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You're going to love this !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>> Everyone knows..
> >
> >
> > You can't kill Two Birds
> >
> >
> > with OneStone!!!
> >
> > There once was an Indian who had only one ********
> > and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
> > He hated that
> > name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone..
> >
> > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
> > cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
> > again I will kill them!'
> > The word got around and nobody called
> > him that any more.
> > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
> > forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
> > jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
> > the forest where he made love to her all day and
> > all night. He made love to her all the next day,
> > until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
> >
> > The word got around that Onestone meant what
> > he promised he would do.
> > Years went by and no
> > one dared call him by his given name until A woman
> > named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
> > away.
> > Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
> > overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
> > She hugged him
> > and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
> > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
> > then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
> > night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
> > her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
> >
> >
> > Why ???
> >
> >
> >
>>OH, come on... take a guess !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>>Think about it !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > You're going to love this !!!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
>> Everyone knows..
> >
> >
> > You can't kill Two Birds
> >
> >
> > with OneStone!!!
#1157
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My arm pits after a hard day in 40C are registered as a bloody fire ARMs ....lolol
Stop!!!!! , !! ....om armed !!!!!!!!
Last edited by CBRclassic; 02-14-2012 at 05:31 AM.
#1158
They had to come sooner or later, re good ole Whitney
I come arcorss these on another site, so thought the only responsible thing to do was 'share'
The paramedic attending radioed downstairs saying "It's Houston, we have a problem"
The paramedic attending radioed downstairs saying "It's Houston, we have a problem"
There was 2 minutes silence at the Wales rugby game yesterday to pay respect to Whitney and her world wide hit about the two Welsh gays
'And Dai will always love Huw'
Whitney Houston to star in her new film……………………………... The Body bag.
Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years. Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes………
Poor Whitney, she was always up for the crack..
Whitney Houston to star in her new film……………………………... The Body bag.
Whitney Houston won an impressive six Grammys in fourteen years. Slightly less impressive was her recent attempt at six grams in fourteen minutes………
Poor Whitney, she was always up for the crack..
Bobby brown has committed suicide his note read
"Two can play that game"
Last edited by Ruaphu; 02-14-2012 at 07:55 AM.
#1159
#1160
This sounds like a child molester... hahahaha
Timbuktu Joke People usually change the school names to something around their neighborhood. Could be university or high school. This one was Alabama version
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama.
The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu."
The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:
"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination-Timbuktu."
The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that?
The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:
"Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three girls in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu."