anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
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so my bike broke down today in the middle of an intersection and so i'm standing next to my bike with my helmet in my hand and a cop comes up and asks "you break down?" I wanted to answer it with "no, i just wanted to stop in the middle of the street and smoke a cigarette." instead it was a simple "uh, yeah" dumbass cop.
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I am at a buddies earlier hangin out. His sister is a lesbian, and her lesbian girlfriend walks up
"is that just a 600?"
Me "yeah, just...."
"when you gonna step up to a bigger, betterbike?"
Damn lesbian never even rode a bike in her life...........I hate people[:@]
"is that just a 600?"
Me "yeah, just...."
"when you gonna step up to a bigger, betterbike?"
Damn lesbian never even rode a bike in her life...........I hate people[:@]
I hate it when people try to call you out.
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i just had this conversation threw text, its important to know my yzf600r got totaled when a suv ran a stop sign
her: so hows the new bike
me: its really fun, its better then the one i crash
her: well dont wreck this one
me: im my defense the last wreck wasnt my fault lol
her: yeah i know but im just saying the next time i see you i dont want it to be at your funeral
me: my funeral is most likely gonna be closed casket so i doubt youll see me
her: now thats just sad
i told her i was just joking, shes lucky shes cute lol
her: so hows the new bike
me: its really fun, its better then the one i crash
her: well dont wreck this one
me: im my defense the last wreck wasnt my fault lol
her: yeah i know but im just saying the next time i see you i dont want it to be at your funeral
me: my funeral is most likely gonna be closed casket so i doubt youll see me
her: now thats just sad
i told her i was just joking, shes lucky shes cute lol
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Oh!! The cup holder one; made me laugh to hard out loud.
I have been sitting at a red light and some squids pull up and ask about the 'Cane and ask what year it is. I tell them it is an '87 and their like no way it is in better condition than mine. I just smile in my helmet to my self
as i ride away from them.
I have been sitting at a red light and some squids pull up and ask about the 'Cane and ask what year it is. I tell them it is an '87 and their like no way it is in better condition than mine. I just smile in my helmet to my self
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