When I bought my F4i from the previous owner she said "Yeah, everything is perfect except that one headlight is out."

I flipped on the brights and she turned beet red.

 

lol women

 

me n my friends were just talkin bout this today.. seems like alot of new riderrs now adays is all about the 1000, or busas, anything BUT a 600.. because this new rider with a brand new 1000 RR comes up to us at a spot n says to my f2 cbr.. hey nice bike, what kind is it? n i was like.. its a 94 cbr f2.. n he says wow thats cool.. is it a 1000 or 750? i say 600.. n he says oh a 600?...not bad...

hahah not bad? yah man not bad at all..he kept actin cocky bout his 1000 sayin he can whoop me twistes or straightaways.. so we go on a main street n he takes off when the light turns green.. he stalls.. i laugh n take off.. pop a lill wheelie n wait till he catches up then i twist the throttle to its fullest! of course he's in a 1000 n he passes me up a bit then a slight turn comes up and he slows down cuz he scurred! you kno what happens next...

 

i havent got the head light out yet

i like to go through the drive thru and just get a drink just to see the peoples wtf or are u serious expression. they ask how do you ride with it do u have a cup holder. i always respond very carefully =-)

and each time i go into a fast food place with some friends they ask for here or to go when im wearing my jacket and holding my helmet. i just look at them are u serious i always say to go and once i get it i sit down with every1 else.

i always get the do the wheelie hang gester or what not. so i always point at them and do it to. trying to get them to do it in their car.


i always get what kinda of bike do u ride cause of the helmet and jacket. i either say i ride a moped or bicycle

some jackass asked me if it was 600 i said no its a 1000 when it says 600 on the tail.....

a lot of people are like why u get a honda. so i said i like to have something that will last and go fast....


i got the you know ur back tire is bald im like i know. "it really is bald and i really knew it was"

 

"You know how to ride?!"

No durr what do you think I am on?

 

I get "what kind of bike do you ride?" a lot when I'm walking around in my gear. Doesn't seem too annoying, right? Here's how the conversation ALWAYS goes:

Cashier: What kind of bike do you ride?

Me: An F3.

Cashier: (Very quizzical look)

Me: . . .Honda. CBR600, F3.

Cashier: . . . . . . . . . . . . is that like a. . .Harley bike, orrrr. . . . .



WHY DO THEY START CONVERSATIONS ON SUBJECTS THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT?!

Whatever happened to "How about this weather?"

 

Not exactly a question but a statement I've gotten over the last few weeks- three or four people have made a comment to the effect of "How long do you think you'll ride for? I hear women don't keep their bikes for long, they like to ride behind their boyfriend/husband/man in the end."


.........

 

Performance is 30% equipment, 70% skill. Eddie Van Halen always sounds like Eddie Van Halen, even on a Radio Shack guitar.

 

LOL..just start answering with the color. "A red one. It goes fast!"

 

Well, I've had the conversation enough times to have figured out what they're looking for:

There are two bikes in the world: "Harleys" and "Crotch Rockets."


I got a "crotch rocket" I'll show ya. . .