anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
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08-30-2008, 12:47 AM
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RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
...hold the phone, I may need to catch a one-way plane ride:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm
just bring a fishing pole muahahaha!
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08-30-2008, 12:54 AM
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ORIGINAL: SpiritRR
bugger me dead lol I love Australia
I think I hear my missus having a kitten brb hahahaha!!
...hold the phone, I may need to catch a one-way plane ride:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm
bugger me dead lol I love Australia
I think I hear my missus having a kitten brb hahahaha!! ...hold the phone, I may need to catch a one-way plane ride:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7589382.stm
Struth ....do we sound that funny ? ?
I do try to keep the local lingo out of my online posts ect ... but ey, what the fruit mate :-)
The stuff in that link is quite true..
Bloody single women everywhere here, all ready to have your kittens too :-)
#223
08-30-2008, 12:43 PM
RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
G'Day Mate ! So, you got wet - here's me thinkin "Stralia's as dry as a dingo's ****, not a bloody Foster's for miles ! My favourite Oz words - "buggerme" - said as one word and "emmachizzit" when asking prices.
Oz - gotta love it - pity they can't play rugga ! he he he
(must be true, Campo married a SA girl) he he
Stay well.
'Scuse the highjack......couldn't resist ![X(]
Oz - gotta love it - pity they can't play rugga ! he he he
(must be true, Campo married a SA girl) he he
Stay well.
'Scuse the highjack......couldn't resist ![X(]
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08-30-2008, 08:30 PM
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I don't use G'Day much myself..
Dry as a dingos ****.... yer I have heard that one , but we have quite a few terms for describing how dry thing are (some may be a bit R rated for this forum :-)
Fosters? yer plenty of yobo's guzzle that stuff here ...
Me ....Om a Jimmy Black man myself ... "4 cans day keeps the mind at bay"
"Campo married a SA girl" ... no ****, kool :-) ... SA , now that state is as dry as a nuns c^^^nt
yer om getting gross now ,
sorry mate :-)
Dry as a dingos ****.... yer I have heard that one , but we have quite a few terms for describing how dry thing are (some may be a bit R rated for this forum :-)
Fosters? yer plenty of yobo's guzzle that stuff here ...
Me ....Om a Jimmy Black man myself ... "4 cans day keeps the mind at bay"
"Campo married a SA girl" ... no ****, kool :-) ... SA , now that state is as dry as a nuns c^^^nt
yer om getting gross now ,
sorry mate :-)
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08-30-2008, 09:47 PM
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RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
Had a cop pull me over ... I'm like WTF ... he says "you're not in trouble, I just wanted to know what kind of headlights you have." Relief that I was not gonna get a ticket but pissed that he pulled me over.
Not a week later had a deputy pull me over at night. Again I wasn't doing anything ... in fact hadn't even got out of my subdivision. He looks at me and says "Sorry, had a report of a young kid on a bike riding without a helmet." I said "Does this look like a bicycle?" "Do I look like a kid?" "Can you see my helmet?" He apologized repeatedly and I just wondered if he thought turning on the blues would make me run and give him a jolly.
And I always talk or wave to the kiddies ... make them happy and maybe mommy and daddy will pay attention to riders. Nah ...
Not a week later had a deputy pull me over at night. Again I wasn't doing anything ... in fact hadn't even got out of my subdivision. He looks at me and says "Sorry, had a report of a young kid on a bike riding without a helmet." I said "Does this look like a bicycle?" "Do I look like a kid?" "Can you see my helmet?" He apologized repeatedly and I just wondered if he thought turning on the blues would make me run and give him a jolly.
And I always talk or wave to the kiddies ... make them happy and maybe mommy and daddy will pay attention to riders. Nah ...
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08-30-2008, 09:55 PM
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RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
lol.
I hate it when I'm passing a house with like kids in the driveway and keep in mind it's like on a turn and they're doing the wheelie motion with their arms... I'm like... you want me to wheelie around this turn? I should wheelie on your face.
I also like when I'm sitting in traffic at a light, and there are like teens or kids like DO A AWHEELIE.. And im like, "WHAT RIGHT NOW?!?! THIS VERY SECOND?!??!"
I hate it when I'm passing a house with like kids in the driveway and keep in mind it's like on a turn and they're doing the wheelie motion with their arms... I'm like... you want me to wheelie around this turn? I should wheelie on your face.
I also like when I'm sitting in traffic at a light, and there are like teens or kids like DO A AWHEELIE.. And im like, "WHAT RIGHT NOW?!?! THIS VERY SECOND?!??!"
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08-30-2008, 10:34 PM
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Yer , I am sure some cops are just borded and looking to create a crime to amuse themselves alot of the time ..
I also hate the way the cops seem to have a pre conceived notion that all our speedo's must be dead ...
COP-
" Do you know that you were doing nearly 80 son ??? "
nope .... I had no idea, I always have practiced low flying with my eyes shut ...
that way I do not frighten myself officer :-)
darrrr , I was low flying but he thinks I had no idea :-)
Why ask ... why do they bother ?? do they think we are all dumb!!!!
I also hate the way the cops seem to have a pre conceived notion that all our speedo's must be dead ...
COP-
" Do you know that you were doing nearly 80 son ??? "
nope .... I had no idea, I always have practiced low flying with my eyes shut ...
that way I do not frighten myself officer :-)
darrrr , I was low flying but he thinks I had no idea :-)
Why ask ... why do they bother ?? do they think we are all dumb!!!!
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08-31-2008, 12:22 PM
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RE: anoying questions that people ask you about your bike
I actually got pulled over last night, pointless like some of the above.
Riding through PA following a chicky to her place and a statey flies by in the other direction. About 2 minutes later he come some Crown Vic headlights coming up behind real fast. I was doing 54 in a 55, so I'm like.... wtf?? He turns his lights on, I pull over as he creeps up behind me. I turn the bike off, put the stand down and start to take off my helmet and he pulls up next to me.
Cop- "Oh, nevermind."
Me- "Huh?"
Cop- "I thought you tag light was blue"
Me- "No, its just a bunch of white LED's."
Cop- "Yeah, I see that now, sorry about that. I'm not used to seeing your kind of bike with a bright tag light"
Me- "Ok, I like lights so people can see me at night. It's not like I'm gonna run, so you can check out my tags all you want."
Cop- "Yeah, well have a good night."
Me- "Ok, you too."
Considering my tag light is white like my half Irish untanned ***, I think he was looking for some thrills expecting me to run. Either that or he hasnt caught up to the 1990's and is too used to seeing a yellowish incandescent light. Either way, I cant imagine there's much he could have done anyway since I'm from MD, not PA. He was just bored.
Riding through PA following a chicky to her place and a statey flies by in the other direction. About 2 minutes later he come some Crown Vic headlights coming up behind real fast. I was doing 54 in a 55, so I'm like.... wtf?? He turns his lights on, I pull over as he creeps up behind me. I turn the bike off, put the stand down and start to take off my helmet and he pulls up next to me.
Cop- "Oh, nevermind."
Me- "Huh?"
Cop- "I thought you tag light was blue"
Me- "No, its just a bunch of white LED's."
Cop- "Yeah, I see that now, sorry about that. I'm not used to seeing your kind of bike with a bright tag light"
Me- "Ok, I like lights so people can see me at night. It's not like I'm gonna run, so you can check out my tags all you want."
Cop- "Yeah, well have a good night."
Me- "Ok, you too."
Considering my tag light is white like my half Irish untanned ***, I think he was looking for some thrills expecting me to run. Either that or he hasnt caught up to the 1990's and is too used to seeing a yellowish incandescent light. Either way, I cant imagine there's much he could have done anyway since I'm from MD, not PA. He was just bored.
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