Today's giggle
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Cool man .........forever looking for an excuse to drink a few in Boston
Lived there for the first 12 years..........one great City.......can honestly
say I've frequented most reputable establishments in Beantown & over
by Cambridge/Harvard area over the years............yup .......just let me
know
hey notice the Texas lawman is MIA ........mighty quiet around here. LOL
Seems he's off earning a damned fine living again...........and where's
Sonof.........??
Lived there for the first 12 years..........one great City.......can honestly
say I've frequented most reputable establishments in Beantown & over
by Cambridge/Harvard area over the years............yup .......just let me
know
hey notice the Texas lawman is MIA ........mighty quiet around here. LOL
Seems he's off earning a damned fine living again...........and where's
Sonof.........??
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That Jameson is some pretty good stuff. First time I had it was when I was visiting some very dear friends (Irish, too.. Kellys) up at Dickinson College. Buddys little sister had just turned 21. She got us kicked out of 2 bars on that chit...(real little girl, too, but a drinker) ![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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I ended up carrying her like 10 frickin' blocks back to the pad. LOL..
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I ended up carrying her like 10 frickin' blocks back to the pad. LOL..
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Hawk,
My daughter lives in Brighton. I go regularly (no not what you think... damn it!).
When the bike gets its new lease of life let's meet up and give Brighton double vision. A double caning!
I'm just starting to get to grips with where everyone is in this forum.
I can do math (averagely) but I can't remember **it about films.
Never quite figured out my mind. It's very strange but so far quite unreliably reliable.
My daughter lives in Brighton. I go regularly (no not what you think... damn it!).
When the bike gets its new lease of life let's meet up and give Brighton double vision. A double caning!
I'm just starting to get to grips with where everyone is in this forum.
I can do math (averagely) but I can't remember **it about films.
Never quite figured out my mind. It's very strange but so far quite unreliably reliable.
#285
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That Jameson is some pretty good stuff. First time I had it was when I was visiting some very dear friends (Irish, too.. Kellys) up at Dickinson College. Buddys little sister had just turned 21. She got us kicked out of 2 bars on that chit...(real little girl, too, but a drinker) ![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I ended up carrying her like 10 frickin' blocks back to the pad. LOL..
![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
![Big Grin](https://cbrforum.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
I ended up carrying her like 10 frickin' blocks back to the pad. LOL..
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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere'
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with **** like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere'
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...and said
"We're not having any of that gay stuff in our garden "
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...and said
"We're not having any of that gay stuff in our garden "