Today's giggle
I appreciate the sentiment; thanks Hamlin.
But you seem to have dropped either a capital, or dropped a comma.
Given that residents of the US don't usually have a right to confer knighthoods I have to presume that it's the comma that has been dropped.
But if indeed you have that other power, I graciously accept your nomination.
I favor the title "Sir Loin of Pork"
But you seem to have dropped either a capital, or dropped a comma.
Given that residents of the US don't usually have a right to confer knighthoods I have to presume that it's the comma that has been dropped.
But if indeed you have that other power, I graciously accept your nomination.
I favor the title "Sir Loin of Pork"
Last edited by kiwi TK; Aug 26, 2015 at 06:04 AM.
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the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'
Did get a proper chuckle out of that one.
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I appreciate the sentiment; thanks Hamlin.
But you seem to have dropped either a capital, or dropped a comma.
Given that residents of the US don't usually have a right to confer knighthoods I have to presume that it's the comma that has been dropped.
But if indeed you have that other power, I graciously accept your nomination.
I favor the title "Sir Loin of Pork"
But you seem to have dropped either a capital, or dropped a comma.
Given that residents of the US don't usually have a right to confer knighthoods I have to presume that it's the comma that has been dropped.
But if indeed you have that other power, I graciously accept your nomination.
I favor the title "Sir Loin of Pork"
I may be in the US, but I live in the name sake of a English city, Birmingham.
So I have given myself full knighting privileges. So I dub thee Sir TK, Loin of Pork.
That is totally incorrect Seb. I feel my newly found title and status will enable me to further my good works in the community.
Especially my work with young women.
I am very much looking forward to working more closely with the young French chick that has started working for the architect in the office next door to ours.
Small, but perfectly formed.
I'm almost certain, she will be eternally grateful for help with any citizenship issues that are offered by an actual Knight of the CBR Forum.
Sigh.
Especially my work with young women.
I am very much looking forward to working more closely with the young French chick that has started working for the architect in the office next door to ours.
Small, but perfectly formed.
I'm almost certain, she will be eternally grateful for help with any citizenship issues that are offered by an actual Knight of the CBR Forum.
Sigh.
Last edited by kiwi TK; Aug 27, 2015 at 06:38 AM.
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Right at this minute, after being in France nearly 5 weeks Sir Teeks of CBR Forum, there is NO need to remind me of French Women!
Double sigh, with a twist of lemon..................
Cheers, SB the Chaste
Double sigh, with a twist of lemon..................
Cheers, SB the Chaste
I hear where you're coming from.
Sadly not chaste (chased) by pretty young French women.
Get over it mate, our days of being chased by pretty young women of any nationality are long passed.
The best we can hope for is an interesting roadside conversation with some other geezer running a near thirty year old bike. But that's almost as much fun as the pretty wee French thing; which still does happen occasionally.
Take the Geezer conversation as a given, the wee French chicks just add an unexpected frisson to the occasional ride.
Sadly not chaste (chased) by pretty young French women.
Get over it mate, our days of being chased by pretty young women of any nationality are long passed.
The best we can hope for is an interesting roadside conversation with some other geezer running a near thirty year old bike. But that's almost as much fun as the pretty wee French thing; which still does happen occasionally.
Take the Geezer conversation as a given, the wee French chicks just add an unexpected frisson to the occasional ride.
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And a New Zealander to boot!
And..........
Seb the Chaste
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Neighbors
Al was busy digging a hole in his back yard when Hank, his next door neighbor leaned on the fence.
"What'cha doing Al?," he asked.
"Digging a grave for our parakeet," Al told him.
"Hmph. Pretty big hole for bird, don't ya think?" Hank said.
"Well, the bird is inside your cat," Al growled.
Al was busy digging a hole in his back yard when Hank, his next door neighbor leaned on the fence.
"What'cha doing Al?," he asked.
"Digging a grave for our parakeet," Al told him.
"Hmph. Pretty big hole for bird, don't ya think?" Hank said.
"Well, the bird is inside your cat," Al growled.
