Crazy Neighbors...
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There is no way in hell I would do that. I don't want to share anything with her. I'd have a few feet between the fences, too... no grass, no bushes, no nothing....just dirt.
It would be like the gaza strip. A "no man's land" that I would actually own by right and could fire upon if breached. LOL..
It would be like the gaza strip. A "no man's land" that I would actually own by right and could fire upon if breached. LOL..
Gessus ... may be a guard tower too Pete ? with a 50 Cal ??? ..LOL
Double fences? .... my goodness Dylan ... is she really that bad mate ?
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Double fences? .... my goodness Dylan ... is she really that bad mate ?
Hell yeah she's that bad.
Pete, I like your style. Landmines would be great.
Maybe even something like a trap door that would drop into a dungeon full of hungry lions. I'd get medieval on her azz. Just not sure where to get hungry lions..
Wait, I could just use her own dogs!! That would be wickedly good. I could trap the dogs one at a time... and put them in the dungeon. She'd just think they ran off because I'd dig a hole under the fence late at night! Then I could say "Hey, I found your dogs...they're in my house." thus luring her through the gaza strip and over the trap door! Bingo!!
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I'm glad this thread has raised it's hilarious head again. I just read back a few pages to catch up on the latest and had a good chuckle.
So Dylan, now they're on both sides of you..kinda like a sandwich with you in the middle. Go on, picture it..you know you want to . I hate those little yappy dogs! They're always the ones who'll bite. I'd suggest an hour a kilo on about 180c (pre-heat the oven of course), perhaps a nice bacon, herb and onion stuffing, baste every twenty minutes or so and serve with a nice selection of vegies and maybe a Shiraz or something similar. A nice touch would be the apple in the mouth maybe..
Maybe the neighbors on both sides could join you..kinda like a peace offering? Keep us posted won't you. It could have the makings of a mini-series.
So Dylan, now they're on both sides of you..kinda like a sandwich with you in the middle. Go on, picture it..you know you want to . I hate those little yappy dogs! They're always the ones who'll bite. I'd suggest an hour a kilo on about 180c (pre-heat the oven of course), perhaps a nice bacon, herb and onion stuffing, baste every twenty minutes or so and serve with a nice selection of vegies and maybe a Shiraz or something similar. A nice touch would be the apple in the mouth maybe..
Maybe the neighbors on both sides could join you..kinda like a peace offering? Keep us posted won't you. It could have the makings of a mini-series.
Last edited by davethepom; 09-29-2009 at 11:51 PM. Reason: afterthought
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Gessus ... may be a guard tower too Pete ? with a 50 Cal ??? ..LOL
NAH A FIFTY WOULD JUST THROW DOG ALL OVER THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, AND THERE'D BE
NOTHING LEFT FOR THE BARBIE.......................
a little trip wire with an electric current would be a nice touch, tho'...................
or you could make it personal and slip into her house when she's out and cover the toilet bowls with saran wrap, and drop a couple of drops of superglue on the seat..............
should get her attention.................
NAH A FIFTY WOULD JUST THROW DOG ALL OVER THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, AND THERE'D BE
NOTHING LEFT FOR THE BARBIE.......................
a little trip wire with an electric current would be a nice touch, tho'...................
or you could make it personal and slip into her house when she's out and cover the toilet bowls with saran wrap, and drop a couple of drops of superglue on the seat..............
should get her attention.................
Last edited by Shadow; 09-30-2009 at 10:20 AM.
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So Dylan, now they're on both sides of you..kinda like a sandwich with you in the middle. Go on, picture it..you know you want to .
I think a yappy mutt barbecue would be perfect. These women wouldn't know the difference, either. Judging from the size of them both, they don't seem to be picky about what they eat....
you could make it personal and slip into her house when she's out and cover the toilet bowls with saran wrap, and drop a couple of drops of superglue on the seat.....
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