Landmines...........just a few landmines................or maybe a Claymore or two...........
yum ! If you were Chinese you'd have eaten those dogs already ! he he

 

Does the pope wear a funny hat? LOL..
Hell yeah she's that bad.

Pete, I like your style. Landmines would be great.
Maybe even something like a trap door that would drop into a dungeon full of hungry lions. I'd get medieval on her azz. Just not sure where to get hungry lions..
Wait, I could just use her own dogs!! That would be wickedly good. I could trap the dogs one at a time... and put them in the dungeon. She'd just think they ran off because I'd dig a hole under the fence late at night! Then I could say "Hey, I found your dogs...they're in my house." thus luring her through the gaza strip and over the trap door! Bingo!!

 

I'm glad this thread has raised it's hilarious head again. I just read back a few pages to catch up on the latest and had a good chuckle.

So Dylan, now they're on both sides of you..kinda like a sandwich with you in the middle. Go on, picture it..you know you want to . I hate those little yappy dogs! They're always the ones who'll bite. I'd suggest an hour a kilo on about 180c (pre-heat the oven of course), perhaps a nice bacon, herb and onion stuffing, baste every twenty minutes or so and serve with a nice selection of vegies and maybe a Shiraz or something similar. A nice touch would be the apple in the mouth maybe..

Maybe the neighbors on both sides could join you..kinda like a peace offering? Keep us posted won't you. It could have the makings of a mini-series.

 

^^^^^^ Just what I was thinking Dave.

But I was thinking maybe a barbeque in the garden , all of 'em lined up on a spit like little piggies
Then invite the neihbours round for a Hog-roast

 

Gessus ... may be a guard tower too Pete ? with a 50 Cal ??? ..LOL

NAH A FIFTY WOULD JUST THROW DOG ALL OVER THE NEIGHBOURHOOD, AND THERE'D BE
NOTHING LEFT FOR THE BARBIE.......................

a little trip wire with an electric current would be a nice touch, tho'...................

or you could make it personal and slip into her house when she's out and cover the toilet bowls with saran wrap, and drop a couple of drops of superglue on the seat..............
should get her attention.................

 

Oh gawd, my brain!!

I think a yappy mutt barbecue would be perfect. These women wouldn't know the difference, either. Judging from the size of them both, they don't seem to be picky about what they eat....

I don't even want to get that close to her toilet seat... I might contract mad cow disease or something... LOL...

 

I knew you wouldn't be able to help the mental imagery..just another mental scar

 

He didn't say you had to do it with your mouth.